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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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I better have an apology in my inbox by noon tomorrow or I'm getting on a plane. You can take your shot but then I'm going to roundhouse you and anyone and anything you ever cared about.















Scientists working for the Canadian military once tried to measure the power of my round house kick and I melted their equipment.

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Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
24,355
32,126
I better have an apology in my inbox by noon tomorrow or I'm getting on a plane. You can take your shot but then I'm going to roundhouse you and anyone and anything you ever cared about.

Scientists working for the Canadian military once tried to measure the power of my round house kick and I melted their equipment.

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Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
I better have an apology in my inbox by noon tomorrow or I'm getting on a plane. You can take your shot but then I'm going to roundhouse you and anyone and anything you ever cared about.

Scientists working for the Canadian military once tried to measure the power of my round house kick and I melted their equipment.

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I will be the pilot of that plane. And when we're cruising at 30,000 feet i'll switch to auto pilot, walk back to coach, tap you on the shoulder and punch you through the fucking wall
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
I will be the pilot of that plane. And when we're cruising at 30,000 feet i'll switch to auto pilot, walk back to coach, tap you on the shoulder and punch you through the fucking wall
30,000 feet?!? What are you, some sort of queer? Let's go 50,000. Then we're in international air space, and no court on God's green earth can convict me for what I do to you.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
30,000 feet?!? What are you, some sort of queer? Let's go 50,000. Then we're in international air space, and no court on God's green earth can convict me for what I do to you.
How bout we hop on the space shuttle and i crack your forehead open with a moon rock and then give you a stone cold stunner in 1/6th gravity
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
How bout we hop on the space shuttle and i crack your forehead open with a moon rock and then give you a stone cold stunner in 1/6th gravity
You ever hit me with a space rock and I'll sue your ass. But I like where your head is at. Let's get NASA to drop of us off on the moon for 30 days with nothing but a couple of space suits, 4oz gloves, and some Gatorade. I guarantee when they come back in a month to get us, they'll find me chilling out in a tent made from your bones and skin.
 

Tom O'Bedlam

Resident loon.
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
2,103
2,217
All joking aside: I know a guy who can literally put anyone's lights out with one shot. And you don't have to give it to him, just leave your skull in the path of his fist even a little.

He is like a white Mark Hunt.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,739
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Im kidding I would never engage in that type of stuff....lose lose situation there...have a good day...

really just wanted o get all keyboard tuff with y'all

take care of yourself bro