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teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

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Last night I thought it would be a good idea to have a few 151's and coke during the WSOF event.

Fast forward a few hours and I'm in the back of a hooters restaurant after hours having drinks with one of the cooks and like 3 hooters chicks.

(I don't even really remember how that came about but for sure its my last memory from last night)

Fast forward to this morning at 10am.I wake up in the fetal position on my couch downstairs. My heads bumping and I was dying of thirst. Still had a legit good buzz going on.

15 minutes later I get a phone call from a random number. Its some chick.

Her: heyyyyy

Me: uhh who's this

Her: its Becca. How you feeling are we still hanging out tonight?

Me: idk who this is but I'm driving right now (lie) but hit me up in a little bit.

So now I'm thinking "fuck yeah I must have banged a hooters bitch"

Well, that didn't happen. A few minutes later I get a picture message from the chick and she looked to be in the neighborhood of 200.

Idk how I even met up with her but now she won't stop texting me and talking about last night. Apparently she shops in my store that I work at all the time.

I feel ashamed and disgusted. If she comes into my work and starts flapping her gums about hooking up with me it will totally ruin my game at work.

What's some good advice and suggestions for getting this hippo off my back without hurting her feelings too bad and so she doesn't come into my work
 
Leigh

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You recently broke up with your fiancee and realised this morning that you're not over her. You tried to move on and meet some nice women but you need more time.
 
Wild

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LMFAO. teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth's threads NEVER disappoint.

You've read some of my threads here, right? About going hoggin? So you know I've been there. I don't know how you cut all ties with this chic, without hurting her feelings. I dont even know if that's possible, TBH lol. Frankly, I would just tell her that you were drunk as hell, dont remember much, but after sobering up today...you realized you've made a huge mistake. Play that with @Leighs idea. You're going thru some shit with your ex, but you still have feelings for her. And it wouldnt be fair to her, or your ex, if you saw her again.

LOL, I've encountered MANY of these days. Realizing you fucked sasquatch and trying to figure out how to make it go away.
 
OhWhopDaChamp

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Easiest is to be nice to her, tell her you're too hungover to be any good tonight but you'll call her in a few days.

If you go with the engagement lie it will just encourage her. Bitches are competitive and she'll think you're a good, honest man worth keeping because you were real with her instead of lying. That makes you lovable to fatties and their self esteem requires winning. She'll just find reasons to drop into the store so you don't forget her. You'll see her more than if you told her the truth of the matter.

Once she realizes you've chosen another woman (even a fake one) over her, that's when she'll start bad mouthing you. Will bring her friends into the store so they can loud talk you to each other. Bad game plan. Go with the easiest and the soft truth. Tonight is a no go, you're hungover and trying to piece together everything that happened. Once you do that you'll contact her.

Never contact her. Block the number in your phone. She'll come to your store once, look blankly and she'll leave after introducing herself and giving you a few details (non sexual because embarrassment is settling into her fat self) but NO MATTER WHAT do not ever acknowledge that you remember a gotdamn thing. Ever. Even if you want to hit it again.
 
SongExotic2

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MelE5150 said:
Easiest is to be nice to her, tell her you're too hungover to be any good tonight but you'll call her in a few days.

If you go with the engagement lie it will just encourage her. Bitches are competitive and she'll think you're a good, honest man worth keeping because you were real with her instead of lying. That makes you lovable to fatties and their self esteem requires winning. She'll just find reasons to drop into the store so you don't forget her. You'll see her more than if you told her the truth of the matter.

Once she realizes you've chosen another woman (even a fake one) over her, that's when she'll start bad mouthing you. Will bring her friends into the store so they can loud talk you to each other. Bad game plan. Go with the easiest and the soft truth. Tonight is a no go, you're hungover and trying to piece together everything that happened. Once you do that you'll contact her.

Never contact her. Block the number in your phone. She'll come to your store once, look blankly and she'll leave after introducing herself and giving you a few details (non sexual because embarrassment is settling into her fat self) but NO MATTER WHAT do not ever acknowledge that you remember a gotdamn thing. Ever. Even if you want to hit it again.
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Don't fall for this bullshit advice. Tell her she reminded you of your uncle who was a truck driver
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

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lookoutawhale said:
do you remember if you wore a rubber?

there might be an teamquestsouth on the way! :eek:
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I really want to be able to tell you yes but in reality I have no idea. I guess I banged her at her house and then walked home so there's no wrappers or other evidence to verify one way or the other.
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

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This was me after seeing the pic and realizing I hooked up with a chick that would need to cut to make LHW.

 
lookoutawhale

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teamquestnorth said:
I really want to be able to tell you yes but in reality I have no idea. I guess I banged her at her house and then walked home so there's no wrappers or other evidence to verify one way or the other.
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when she was pulling you down on top of her, you should have held on to the ropes.

 
SongExotic2

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How much do you weigh? If you weigh like 600 lbs then you did pretty good imo
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

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At this point, since the damage is already done, Im just hoping that nobody I know saw me in public with this beast.

Obviously I can't handle drinking hard liquor if there's fat chicks around.

Sticking to beer when I go out from now on. I usually have good results when that happens.
 
ECC170

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Take her to get a Big Buford burger from Rallys..Big girls hate food..
 
OhWhopDaChamp

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And this thread and you males are pretty horrible. Dismissing and talking about a woman like she's nothing because you don't find her sexually appealing. Damn shame.
 
SongExotic2

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MelE5150 said:
And this thread and you males are pretty horrible. Dismissing and talking about a woman like she's nothing because you don't find her sexually appealing. Damn shame.
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Thats rich coming from you. You are constantly advising us of your latest conquests.
 
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