Brock Tested 5x last week! Damn!!

[seekntruth]

USADA is wasting no time collecting a bunch of samples from Brock Lesnar. The UFC announced at UFC 199 that Lesnar would be returning for a one-off fight at UFC 200 on July 9th, but because of the short time period before his fight, USADA agreed to make Lesnar exempt from their usual rules - that a returning fighter has to be in the program for four months before he can fight. Since he's in now, he can be tested. And he is - a lot. Five times last week alone:

Brock Lesnar tested by USADA five times last week

 

[SongExotic2]

Testsd negative for IQ is my guess

Jk i like brock

He funny

 

[SongExotic2]

Test positive for turning chicken shit into chicken salad

 

[SongExotic2]

Test positive for strawberries

 

[SongExotic2]

Tested positive for being able to be seen



Now

 

[IschKabibble]

Tested negative for diverticulitis. Brock will be champ again.

 

[SongExotic2]

Tested positive for concussion due to biggest botch in wrestlemania history

 

[wiz]

Hunt betta hope he doesn't have a horsehoe up his ass

 

[delightone]

oh wow!!
They tested brock 5 times in a day, how bold.
They probably are just testing if he cycled of correctly.

I'm probably one of the few who doesn't really give a damn if fighters are juiced to the gills.
But this is just ridiculous, it has no effect to test him 5 times in a week, if he juiced he would be off it by now.

 

[Papi Chingon]

This will be the justification for giving him a pass on the 4 month mandatory window of time. I can see dana now saying something like, "Brock was tested more times than any other competitor on the ufc 200 card. Mark hunt was only tested twice, so he needs to keep his mouth shut."

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

oh wow!!
They tested brock 5 times in a day, how bold.
They probably are just testing if he cycled of correctly.

I'm probably one of the few who doesn't really give a damn if fighters are juiced to the gills.
But this is just ridiculous, it has no effect to test him 5 times in a week, if he juiced he would be off it by now.

That's actually how they caught Chael if I'm remembering correctly. He was tested and then figured that he was safe so he went ahead and jumped back on the horse only to be tested again within a couple of days of the first test.

 

[delightone]

That's actually how they caught Chael if I'm remembering correctly. He was tested and then figured that he was safe so he went ahead and jumped back on the horse only to be tested again within a couple of days of the first test.

well that's a dumbass move, with random testing.

 

[teamquestnorth]

well that's a dumbass move, with random testing.

This was before USADA.

Chael was the first real victim of the ramped up random testing

 

[The Big Guy]

Well this is a nice chill pill due to the initial panic we saw when it was announced he would be getting new fighter/short notice treatment.

Im pretty sure brock is aware of the new testing procedures and knew he would be popped if he pulled any funny shit.

Has anyone seen any recent pics of to confirm if he is thick solid tight?

 

[benjo0101]

This was before USADA.

Chael was the first real victim of the ramped up random testing

Is victim the right word there? Victim implies no guilt

 

[benjo0101]

Tested positive for concussion due to biggest botch in wrestlemania history

Don't watch wwe bro.

 

[Ghost Bro]

Oh cool they found the 5 days he cycles off?

 

[1372]

Tested negative for diverticulitis. Brock will be champ again.

Little known fact. I had diverticulitis...It's no fucking joke.

 

[Robbie Hart]

That's a great use of resources if you think about it.

The fat fuck tester who wants to look at penises gets to eat his breakfast lunch and dinner while jerking off to thoughts of brocks penis in between tests at his hotel room.......

At least they don't have to send him back due to his "thoughts" on brock....

 

[benjo0101]

That's a great use of resources if you think about it.

The fat fuck tester who wants to look at penises gets to eat his breakfast lunch and dinner while jerking off to thoughts of brocks penis in between tests at his hotel room.......

At least they don't have to send him back due to his "thoughts" on brock....

Errrrrr

 

[IschKabibble]

Little known fact. I had diverticulitis...It's no fucking joke.

My neighbor was just telling me how shitty his bout with diverticulitis is. Can't eat anything with seeds. Did you have the surgery to fix it?

 

[Robbie Hart]

Little known fact. I had diverticulitis...It's no fucking joke.

Not joking, please elaborate and what caused it?

 

[benjo0101]

Little known fact. I had diverticulitis...It's no fucking joke.

Do tell. I would love to hear it first hand from a real person, not a cartoon character like Brock.

 

[1372]

Not joking, please elaborate and what caused it?

Poor diet and lack of fiber apparently...I had a shooting pain in my groin that rendered me almost unable to stand up quickly...I aged about 30 years in a couple days...Really painful and I was pretty sick for a week or 2....Very strong anti biotics got me well again...And a new diet.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Poor diet and lack of fiber apparently...I had a shooting pain in my groin that rendered me almost unable to stand up quickly...I aged about 30 years in a couple days...Really painful and I was pretty sick for a week or 2....Very strong anti biotics got me well again...And a new diet.

Sorry brotha