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So a little background.
I live in a nice little neighborhood, outside of city limits because the less layers of government I have to deal with, the better.
Well, we are adjacent to a town, this town has a fireworks ordinance that says if you are within 5000 feet of city limits you also can not light off fireworks, and they will fine you up to $2500. We have no way of voting for the town ordinances they do or do not enact, we can not vote for anything in their town, because we are not part of their town. I believe we celebrate a holiday because of taxation without representation.
This week our HOA sent out an email imploring residents of our great, free, neighborhood to call the adjacent towns police department on their neighbors who light off fireworks, which are legal in our county. A lot of residence took exception to this.
Well, I said fuck that, purchased a few thousand dollars worth of fireworks, and I've been redistributing them to the indigenous population in our great neighborhood while mowing my lawn this morning. People walking their dogs "Hey, you see the HOA email about fireworks? You want some fireworks? Here ya go!" "Hey Bob, you see that bullshit from the HOA? Here's some mortars, have a blast!".
I have become the CIA in my neighborhood.
Happy 4th of July!
Fuck the crown!
So a little background.
I live in a nice little neighborhood, outside of city limits because the less layers of government I have to deal with, the better.
Well, we are adjacent to a town, this town has a fireworks ordinance that says if you are within 5000 feet of city limits you also can not light off fireworks, and they will fine you up to $2500. We have no way of voting for the town ordinances they do or do not enact, we can not vote for anything in their town, because we are not part of their town. I believe we celebrate a holiday because of taxation without representation.
This week our HOA sent out an email imploring residents of our great, free, neighborhood to call the adjacent towns police department on their neighbors who light off fireworks, which are legal in our county. A lot of residence took exception to this.
Well, I said fuck that, purchased a few thousand dollars worth of fireworks, and I've been redistributing them to the indigenous population in our great neighborhood while mowing my lawn this morning. People walking their dogs "Hey, you see the HOA email about fireworks? You want some fireworks? Here ya go!" "Hey Bob, you see that bullshit from the HOA? Here's some mortars, have a blast!".
I have become the CIA in my neighborhood.
Happy 4th of July!
Fuck the crown!
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