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silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Just got stopped by two Mormons on push bikes who gave me this. I felt terrible telling them I was a lost cause religion wise. They were so nice.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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There were adults on push bikes? What the fuck is up with that.
I'd say 21ish so yeah adults. I still feel bad for stopping them in their tracks but after hearing the accent they continued trying and asking why I was here etc. Best they know though rather than let them think they had a chance at a convert.

Shame they weren't the Scientology mob from next door, I'd've gone with them for the lulz.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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I'd say 21ish so yeah adults. I still feel bad for stopping them in their tracks but after hearing the accent they continued trying and asking why I was here etc. Best they know though rather than let them think they had a chance at a convert.

Shame they weren't the Scientology mob from next door, I'd've gone with them for the lulz.
You tell them evil Mormons to fuck off.

Thier main nest is in salt lake City which has the worst hobo problem ever. If they really want to save people they should start on thier own doorstep
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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You tell them evil Mormons to fuck off.

Thier main nest is in salt lake City which has the worst hobo problem ever. If they really want to save people they should start on thier own doorstep
Come stay in San Jose with me for a week, you'll know hobos then.
 

SongExotic2

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The only reason they want you to be a Mormon is so you pony up 20 percent of your wages. This keeps the high Mormons happy
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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The only reason they want you to be a Mormon is so you pony up 20 percent of your wages. This keeps the high Mormons happy
They looked fucking identical as well. I'm not the most attractive bird at best but me puffing away saying "I'm not in the slightest bit religious" with one hovering over me forcing me to shove my cigarette into my gob too paranoid to let go of my other hand with phone...

They really tried it.