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silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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So I posted my mother's birthday card yesterday, her birthday's on the 14th. I think I may've fucked up a bit being it has to travel to the UK and won't get there in time. She hates flowers so I can't Interflora.

1) do you think it will get there in time?
2) aside from moonpig can I do something else other than Amazoning her?
 

Bozy

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Feb 22, 2015
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It should get there in time. If not. No big deal. Just Makeep sure you call her and tell her ya love her. Happy birthday. And bam. You're good to go for Christmas.
 

silentsinger

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It should get there in time. If not. No big deal. Just Makeep sure you call her and tell her ya love her. Happy birthday. And bam. You're good to go for Christmas.
I'll be calling her from a car en route to the airport to NY. She'll definitely be pissed off.

But thank you for the hope it'll get there in time, I went to USPS and they wanted $59 to get it there hopefully within 7 working days.
 

silentsinger

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Any other ideas aside from the aforementioned?

I've been a bit of a bobbins child recently.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Cant you just use Amazon UK and get her a gift or some kind of e card? I find it very strange that anyone over the age of 16 would get mad over birthdays.
 
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silentsinger

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Cant you just use Amazon UK and get her a gift or some kind of e card? I find it verybatrange that anyone over the age of 16 would get mad over birthdays.
I get exactly where you're coming from but she hates me living here so it needs to be a bit more personalised than me doing the Amazon stuff.
She's also been really down lately. I'm a twat for not posting the card earlier, that's literally the only thing she wants.
 

Bozy

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I'll be calling her from a car en route to the airport to NY. She'll definitely be pissed off.

But thank you for the hope it'll get there in time, I went to USPS and they wanted $59 to get it there hopefully within 7 working days.
Be pissed about what? Sounds like your heart might be bigger than others in this situation. Working more than you should.. in the end. Don't let it get to you. Do your best and move forward bro.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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I get exactly where you're coming from but she hates me living here so it needs to be a bit more personalised than me doing the Amazon stuff.
She's also been really down lately. I'm a twat for not posting the card earlier, that's literally the only thing she wants.
Get her some spotted dick and she will forgive you.
 

Bozy

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Feb 22, 2015
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Sounds like momma is going to be pissed no matter what, because baby boy is in the land of the free and not with momma bear.
 

kaladin stormblessed

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It should get there in time. If not. No big deal. Just Makeep sure you call her and tell her ya love her. Happy birthday. And bam. You're good to go for Christmas.
you voice is all it takes to make your mother smile

don't tell her you sent something. it's a blessing in disguise if it arrives late. she'll have 2 ear-to-ear smiling moments
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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Maybe you could send Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart by her house to make love to her. He loves Milfs. He won’t do a very good job but we will give it his all. He can shave “Happy Birthday” into his back hair.
 

Gay For Longo

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So I posted my mother's birthday card yesterday, her birthday's on the 14th. I think I may've fucked up a bit being it has to travel to the UK and won't get there in time. She hates flowers so I can't Interflora.

1) do you think it will get there in time?
2) aside from moonpig can I do something else other than Amazoning her?
Does she go out to the cinema or out for dinner?
Could call the restaurant and make reservations
 
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There's a chance it'll get there on time but it all depends on the UK Postal Service. But USPS is already delivering shit way late, and the holiday season just started.