As Requested, My White Trash Inlaws
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The Xmas Massacre
When my wife was a child her Mom and Dad had this guy dressed like Santa come over and do the whole present thing. The only difference is this guy had a real life white tail deer(a buck no less with antlers) that he would bring into the house with him to make the kids think it was one of his reindeer. So in comes Old St Nick along with Rudolph right into the Front Room for all the family to see especially the wife and her three sisters.
As always there is a twist to their lives and this one is for the record book. You see Santa for got to tell my father in law to put up the dog before he brought in "Rudolph". Well the dog did what dogs do and barked at Rudolph and a wild deer did what wild deer do and went apeshit crazy and start ed trying to get the fuck out of dodge by any means necessary to include destroying the entire room, knocking over the Xmas tree, stomping the living shit out of the presents while Old St Nick is beating the holy hell out of him in a piss poor effort to get him to stop cursing like a sailor.
MY father and mother in law got to spend the rest of the night trying to fix all the broken stuff and comforting their daughters from night terrors from what they had just been witness to.
Merry Xmas Everyone
When my wife was a child her Mom and Dad had this guy dressed like Santa come over and do the whole present thing. The only difference is this guy had a real life white tail deer(a buck no less with antlers) that he would bring into the house with him to make the kids think it was one of his reindeer. So in comes Old St Nick along with Rudolph right into the Front Room for all the family to see especially the wife and her three sisters.
As always there is a twist to their lives and this one is for the record book. You see Santa for got to tell my father in law to put up the dog before he brought in "Rudolph". Well the dog did what dogs do and barked at Rudolph and a wild deer did what wild deer do and went apeshit crazy and start ed trying to get the fuck out of dodge by any means necessary to include destroying the entire room, knocking over the Xmas tree, stomping the living shit out of the presents while Old St Nick is beating the holy hell out of him in a piss poor effort to get him to stop cursing like a sailor.
MY father and mother in law got to spend the rest of the night trying to fix all the broken stuff and comforting their daughters from night terrors from what they had just been witness to.
Merry Xmas Everyone
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Do you see them for Thanksgiving? How about Xmas? Do the wolves come?
Could I bother you for pictures so I can put faces to names?
I can respect your decision, but I don't have to like it.
I think, next time you meet the pack err the family, you should suggest that they put some kind of tracking device on the wolves just like the wildlife experts do in those documentaries. We could then follow the wolves wherever they are on Twitter or Facebook etc just like we can do now with some sharks etc. Everybody would win.
Jebus the things those poor animals have been witness to. I don't think I could watch. Some thing are mentally scarring
Well yes, we will then see what they go through.
I mean, I wonder what people would think if the gps would show a pack of wolves...resting in a trailer somewhere or in some residential area for days. Only to venture out to a park in a truck and come back to the house.
Lots of win.
I mean, I wonder what people would think if the gps would show a pack of wolves...resting in a trailer somewhere or in some residential area for days. Only to venture out to a park in a truck and come back to the house.
Lots of win.
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You should be totally automatic whenever their around.
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I just remembered this one
Cousin Shorty Pays The Price
While in High School Cousin Shorty just couldn't get the girls no matter how hard he tried. He had this one girl that he really really liked and she just wouldn't give him the time of day so he had to worship her from a far. By that I mean going to her house out in the country and watching her change through a window. I'm not really sure how long he had been driving out there and starring at her but one night her Daddy heard a noise and came outside with a gun. Poor Shorty took off and hid. The guy looked and looked but couldn't find anyone, that was until he found all of Shorty's clothes lying by the window with his wallet still in the back pocket of his jeans. The next day the farmer and the police showed up at Shorty's house to take him to jail. Fortunately they didn't because when Shorty's Dad made him come out to talk to them punishment had already been handed down in the form of his necked ass lying down in a field of poison ivy to avoid being caught the previous night. Shorty got to touch himself as much as he wanted for about a week applying Oatmeal Paste to stop the itching.
Cousin Shorty Pays The Price
While in High School Cousin Shorty just couldn't get the girls no matter how hard he tried. He had this one girl that he really really liked and she just wouldn't give him the time of day so he had to worship her from a far. By that I mean going to her house out in the country and watching her change through a window. I'm not really sure how long he had been driving out there and starring at her but one night her Daddy heard a noise and came outside with a gun. Poor Shorty took off and hid. The guy looked and looked but couldn't find anyone, that was until he found all of Shorty's clothes lying by the window with his wallet still in the back pocket of his jeans. The next day the farmer and the police showed up at Shorty's house to take him to jail. Fortunately they didn't because when Shorty's Dad made him come out to talk to them punishment had already been handed down in the form of his necked ass lying down in a field of poison ivy to avoid being caught the previous night. Shorty got to touch himself as much as he wanted for about a week applying Oatmeal Paste to stop the itching.
WOLF MOTHER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
It’s this time of year that I really appreciate the
@Hired Gun threads.
I wonder what Wolf Mother is doing for Xmas this year.
@Hired Gun threads. I wonder what Wolf Mother is doing for Xmas this year.
Great thread.
Now you're making shit up. Probably the most eloquent poster on here.First positive, coherent post I’ve ever seen from you Walter.....
Shut up
Have a toke pussy.