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BJTT_Kiwi

BJTT_Kiwi

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UNITED States medical journal has listed all the things doctors had to remove from people’s bums in 2017 — and some of the items are mind-boggling.

They explain: “If it’s Christmas, it must be time to learn what America shoved inside itself. The only worthwhile holiday tradition pushes on.

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493





@Splinty what have you had to remove in the course of duty?

Rectum
  • GOLF BALL
  • PEANUT BUTTER JAR
  • SPRAY BOTTLE
  • CURTAIN ROD
  • “STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”
  • TOOTHBRUSH
  • TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
  • FLOSS CONTAINER
  • MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
  • “AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”
  • SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
  • SCREWDRIVER
  • PLASTIC FORK
  • TOY MISSILE
  • PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
  • “ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”
  • CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
  • “FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM”
  • TIN CUP
  • HAIR BRUSH
  • “WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”
  • MARBLES
  • A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
  • “SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS”
  • CAT FOOD CAN
  • BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
  • “WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY”
  • 3 AA BATTERIES
  • 2 AAA BATTERIES
  • D BATTERY
  • “PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO”
 
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I've never had to retrieve anything from anyone's bottom. Sometimes women forget about a previous tampon and put another tampon on top of it and then the first tampon stays in for a very long time. That's actually really dangerous and can kill you. But anyways, I have been the one to find the tampon before the woman does :)
 
Banchan

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Splinty said:
I've never had to retrieve anything from anyone's bottom. Sometimes women forget about a previous tampon and put another tampon on top of it and then the first tampon stays in for a very long time. That's actually really dangerous and can kill you. But anyways, I have been the one to find the tampon before the woman does :)
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I don't understand how that happens. You would have to push a tampon up real high for it to not come out or have the string dangling outside and you can feel it if it's too high up. Very uncomfortable. And likely they are not even on their period when this happens because the tampon getting absorbed makes it slippery. I don't think these things are accidents. Humans can be very strange.
 
Sex Chicken

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Splinty said:
I've never had to retrieve anything from anyone's bottom. Sometimes women forget about a previous tampon and put another tampon on top of it and then the first tampon stays in for a very long time. That's actually really dangerous and can kill you. But anyways, I have been the one to find the tampon before the woman does :)
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I had to retrieve one from a girlfriend I had when I was a young man. She was shitfaced at a party and accidentally put a second one in. We were laying in bed the morning after a party and she said “can you check something for me”. She was very embarrassed.
 
NEBARIOUS

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Splinty said:
I've never had to retrieve anything from anyone's bottom. Sometimes women forget about a previous tampon and put another tampon on top of it and then the first tampon stays in for a very long time. That's actually really dangerous and can kill you. But anyways, I have been the one to find the tampon before the woman does :)
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Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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If someone could pull my wife out of my ass, I’d be ever so happy
 
Jesus X

Jesus X

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Splinty said:
I've never had to retrieve anything from anyone's bottom. Sometimes women forget about a previous tampon and put another tampon on top of it and then the first tampon stays in for a very long time. That's actually really dangerous and can kill you. But anyways, I have been the one to find the tampon before the woman does :)
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