General My neighbor just kicked my ass...:-(

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Gay For Longo

*insert Matt Serra meme
Jan 22, 2016
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I think you may want to go into hiding man
The police may be on their way to you place lol
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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lol you're always fighting Mix....but the Horde shows no mercy..
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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It was my dog off leash. Which he wasn't in this case.

I was Horde for life, unless working the neutral auction house.

I've dealt with police enough. I don't openly choose to do so, but I think I can handle them just fine. Spent 10 lovely days in Hotel California, aka cook counties finest correctional facility.

But fuck that. Last thing I want in my life if being butt naked in a concrete cavern spreading my ass cheeks with a guard shining, thankfully not shoving, a maglite up my ass looking for a shiv, because apparently concealing blades up your asshole is actually a thing.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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And there is a saying in The 48 Laws of Power that said "He who digs with half a heart digs a deeper grave."

Which is to say if you're going to come at me, go all in.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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Shit you already had the wrists shaved in preparation for yesterdays dust up, why not go all in before you gotta bust out the razor again.
 

PaleAndGangly

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Oct 20, 2015
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It was my dog off leash. Which he wasn't in this case.

I was Horde for life, unless working the neutral auction house.

I've dealt with police enough. I don't openly choose to do so, but I think I can handle them just fine. Spent 10 lovely days in Hotel California, aka cook counties finest correctional facility.

But fuck that. Last thing I want in my life if being butt naked in a concrete cavern spreading my ass cheeks with a guard shining, thankfully not shoving, a maglite up my ass looking for a shiv, because apparently concealing blades up your asshole is actually a thing.
This is true. I work in corrections and just last week an offender seeked out medical help because he couldn’t retrieve a shank from his prison pocket (butt). The shank was 18” long. I’m dead fucking serious.