General Hypothetical TMMAC Meet-up Event

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silentsinger

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I’ll get drunk and try and fall asleep on the comfiest looking shoulder. I slept through my last two cinema visits, a reallly loud metal gig and the first half of a comedian last night. Oh and I tried to at ice hockey too recently till my sister in law told me off.

If someone promises to stick me in a cab I’m in though.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I’ll get drunk and try and fall asleep on the comfiest looking shoulder. I slept through my last two cinema visits, a reallly loud metal gig and the first half of a comedian last night. Oh and I tried to at ice hockey too recently till my sister in law told me off.

If someone promises to stick me in a cab I’m in though.
I'll stick you.
 
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I’ll get drunk and try and fall asleep on the comfiest looking shoulder. I slept through my last two cinema visits, a reallly loud metal gig and the first half of a comedian last night. Oh and I tried to at ice hockey too recently till my sister in law told me off.

If someone promises to stick me in a cab I’m in though.
Ooooooooh, you got the narcolepsy........ That or the Mr is drugging you to hang out with the side piece :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

silentsinger

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Ooooooooh, you got the narcolepsy........ That or the Mr is drugging you to hang out with the side piece :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
You could be right on both counts, I hadn't considered the latter though.

It's my age probably. I had to go and get a glass of wine during the interval last night to sober me up.
 

Papi Chingon

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Nope. We talked politics and I helped him overcome some cultural things with his Laotian girlfriend.
Bluesville @Bluesville's friend from texas: PC culture really gets on my nerves, plus I'm having problems with my Laotian girlfriend. This sucks.
Disciplined Galt @Galt: calm down. There is nothing wrong with accepting trannies and homosexuals for who they are. Personally I love me some gay men! Did you know that Laotian women find it erotic when their men have sex with other men? Wanna fuck?
 
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You could be right on both counts, I hadn't considered the latter though.

It's my age probably. I had to go and get a glass of wine during the interval last night to sober me up.
Sad but true story, this guy I knew use to give his then GF Sleepy Time Tea (instead of whatever tea she supposedly drank) to get her tired so that she wouldn't want to hang out when he came out to meet us.... He was always trying to hook up with bar flies
 

Papi Chingon

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Sad but true story, this guy I knew use to give his then GF Sleepy Time Tea (instead of whatever tea she supposedly drank) to get her tired so that she wouldn't want to hang out when he came out to meet us.... He was always trying to hook up with bar flies
Back in my day it was ghb and ruffies. These fucking millenials and their herbal bullshit! Pisses me off.
 

silentsinger

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Sad but true story, this guy I knew use to give his then GF Sleepy Time Tea (instead of whatever tea she supposedly drank) to get her tired so that she wouldn't want to hang out when he came out to meet us.... He was always trying to hook up with bar flies
Sleepy Time used to work for me, I'm too much of a night owl now though. Falling asleep during Thor and G3's probably a sign that I need to get the knitting needles and rocking chair out.
 
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Sleepy Time used to work for me, I'm too much of a night owl now though. Falling asleep during Thor and G3's probably a sign that I need to get the knitting needles and rocking chair out.
Sweet.... Mercy..... We'll provide rocking chairs and an early bird buffet at this party too LOL
 

silentsinger

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Sweet.... Mercy..... We'll provide rocking chairs and an early bird buffet at this party too LOL
You'll have to liquidise it for me first though.
The rocking chairs will be wooden, amd once silentsinger @silentsinger dozes off, they will be lit on fire for the first part of the pyrotechnics show (occupied or unoccupied).
Lol. My thing under my av says "we didn't burn him".
 
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No worries. I don't hurt women, even the Russian who stabbed me just got a push as I ran into the street naked.
Ok, new twist on this meet up.... The party treat bringers still have to bring the treats, Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart still brings the milfs ( silentsinger @silentsinger you still laugh at them).... The entertainment will be all of us sitting around listening to the drunken tales and ramblings of Disciplined Galt @Galt on stage (and every now and again I'll fire off some pyro, C02, flames, lasers, confetti and streamers)...... @Splinty and SC MMA MD @SC MMA MD still need to bring the suture kits and IV's for the sure to happen fisticuffs and drunken dehydration that will ensue
 

Disciplined Galt

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Ok, new twist on this meet up.... The party treat bringers still have to bring the treats, Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart still brings the milfs ( silentsinger @silentsinger you still laugh at them).... The entertainment will be all of us sitting around listening to the drunken tales and ramblings of Disciplined Galt @Galt on stage (and every now and again I'll fire off some pyro, C02, flames, lasers, confetti and streamers)...... @Splinty and SC MMA MD @SC MMA MD still need to bring the suture kits and IV's for the sure to happen fisticuffs and drunken dehydration that will ensue
I am really not that talkative.
How many times have you been stabbed now?
Lol oy vey. I honestly don't know. Had to get professional care three times.
 
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I'd have a lot of people begging for my attention.

It would be pretty annoying actually
 

silentsinger

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Ok, new twist on this meet up.... The party treat bringers still have to bring the treats, Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart still brings the milfs ( silentsinger @silentsinger you still laugh at them).... The entertainment will be all of us sitting around listening to the drunken tales and ramblings of Disciplined Galt @Galt on stage (and every now and again I'll fire off some pyro, C02, flames, lasers, confetti and streamers)...... @Splinty and SC MMA MD @SC MMA MD still need to bring the suture kits and IV's for the sure to happen fisticuffs and drunken dehydration that will ensue
I reckon Disciplined Galt @Galt could bring a couple of ping pong ladies to entertain us for a bit.
 
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