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silentsinger

silentsinger

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Mix6APlix said:
Hot chick. Not a fan of venomous snakes. Fuck that noise. I've only encountered one in the wild and I nearly shit myself.
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Husband spotted a rattlesnake right next to my foot when we were hiking in Shenandoah. When he told me to run, I thought he'd seen a bear.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
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silentsinger said:
Husband spotted a rattlesnake right next to my foot when we were hiking in Shenandoah. When he told me to run, I thought he'd seen a bear.
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Quick movements are bad ideas with snakes. I'd love to say that I was calm and cool, but the truth is I dropped my fishing pole and jumped backwards so fast that Jordan would be envious.
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Mix6APlix said:
Quick movements are bad ideas with snakes. I'd love to say that I was calm and cool, but the truth is I dropped my fishing pole and jumped backwards so fast that Jordan would be envious.
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We went back and took photos of it after the initial shock, but I gave it legs thinking a bear was coming for me. The owner of the house we'd rented for the week said he saw a baby bear on the property the week before so I was a bit wary about that anyway. Behind every baby bear, is a big mummy bear.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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silentsinger said:
We went back and took photos of it after the initial shock, but I gave it legs thinking a bear was coming for me. The owner of the house we'd rented for the week said he saw a baby bear on the property the week before so I was a bit wary about that anyway. Behind every baby bear, is a big mummy bear.
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I had happy fun time with a black bear with 2 Cubs. I don't speak bear, but mama bear basically looked at me and said listen kid, I'm a bear. I'll kill you with a single swing. Don't be fucking stupid.

I did not approach said bear.
 
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