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Shame, I imagine it would be a good night out. We're supposedly the drunkest fans in the NFL.
Apparently going to your shit stadium is hell if one is wearing Dolphins apparel.

That's fine, though. I remember walking down one of the ramps at our stadium while leaving a Bills-Dolphins game and a Bills fan in front of us turned around offended because he thought we had directed something towards him (we hadn't).

So then one of my friends said "shut the fuck up, you fat pussy".

That dude did a 180 and kept walking so fast I nearly pissed myself laughing.

tl;dr All Buffalo Bills fans are pussies
 

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Apparently going to your shit stadium is hell if one is wearing Dolphins apparel.

That's fine, though. I remember walking down one of the ramps at our stadium while leaving a Bills-Dolphins game and a Bills fan in front of us turned around offended because he thought we had directed something towards him (we hadn't).

So then one of my friends said "shut the fuck up, you fat pussy".

That dude did a 180 and kept walking so fast I nearly pissed myself laughing.

tl;dr All Buffalo Bills fans are pussies
I'm only a fan because of a few friends being fans in Norfolk, there being a Bills bar there and apart from one chick with manky teeth they were all cool as fuck and really nice people. When I went to see Bills v Redskins though the Redskins fans were FAR cooler than the Bills fans and I had a real laugh with them. Maybe because they were playing at home, I don't know.

tl;dr, Bills fans I'm friends with are cool, but not at a game.
 

Sex Chicken

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I made it back across the border. Without an incident. All this stuff is illegal. Border patrol asked me flat out “Did you only buy groceries”. I told him “Yes”. I’m not a good liar and I think he knew I was lying but he knew they didn’t have enough strong men on duty to keep me from crossing that bridge if I wanted to. For a second I thought I was going to have to roundhouse my way to freedom.
 
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It's good to see you taking out your frustration from your Monster's Pick 'Em performance on your weeds instead of your wife.
 

Sex Chicken

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It's good to see you taking out your frustration from your Monster's Pick 'Em performance on your weeds instead of your wife.
She’s done nothing wrong. She’s a good woman.

In fact during my darkest hours when I don’t know where I’ll get the strength to pick another card, she’ll open up the template, and as I lay in bed with a cold washcloth on my forehead, I dictate my picks to her.
 

Sex Chicken

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Apparently going to your shit stadium is hell if one is wearing Dolphins apparel.

That's fine, though. I remember walking down one of the ramps at our stadium while leaving a Bills-Dolphins game and a Bills fan in front of us turned around offended because he thought we had directed something towards him (we hadn't).

So then one of my friends said "shut the fuck up, you fat pussy".

That dude did a 180 and kept walking so fast I nearly pissed myself laughing.

tl;dr All Buffalo Bills fans are pussies
@conor mcgregor nut hugger and his buddies tailgating in MiamI.

 
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I'm only a fan because of a few friends being fans in Norfolk, there being a Bills bar there and apart from one chick with manky teeth they were all cool as fuck and really nice people. When I went to see Bills v Redskins though the Redskins fans were FAR cooler than the Bills fans and I had a real laugh with them. Maybe because they were playing at home, I don't know.

tl;dr, Bills fans I'm friends with are cool, but not at a game.
Eat a dick, Bills fan

FINS UP!
 

Sex Chicken

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Another important part of today is that I bought my wife a can of beer at a gas station for the ride home, and the young woman at the counter asked me for ID. I am 22 years older than the legal drinking age. It was nice.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Another important part of today is that I bought my wife a can of beer at a gas station for the ride home, and the young woman at the counter asked me for ID. I am 22 years older than the legal drinking age. It was nice.
This never happened
 
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Reported for suggested felatio.

You eat a dick. Bills Mafia will do better than your bunch of prats again next season. Your ass is mine with a username bet first game of the season.
Remember when you guys lost four straight Super Bowls?

Lulz