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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Oldie but goodie. I dont think I have ever offended anyone, who WAS a friend, than after the Indonesian tsunami with this gem.

Why are there no laundromats in indonesia?

Because everyone just washes up on the beach.

I tried to smooth things over with "What did Santa give to Indonesian children for Christmas?"

Nothing, he just threw them a wave as he went by.

It didnt work. I dont think she ever spoke to me again.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,408
Oldie but goodie. I dont think I have ever offended anyone, who WAS a friend, than after the Indonesian tsunami with this gem.

Why are there no laundromats in indonesia?

Because everyone just washes up on the beach.

I tried to smooth things over with "What did Santa give to Indonesian children for Christmas?"

Nothing, he just threw them a wave as he went by.

It didnt work. I dont think she ever spoke to me again.
On a semi related note, I was pissed that Jamba Juice took the Strawberry Tsunami off their menu after that. I've never gone back on general principle.