TMMAC Monopoly Board Game

[Jehannum]

The Fast-Moving Pointless Shit-Posting Game (TMMAC Monopoly Board Game)

Spoiler: PREVIEWS

This second preview is out of date now but some is still accurate.

CURRENT FEATURES (and there are some details I'm not going to reveal yet)

NEW & CHANGED TILES
32 Streets (up from 22)
1 Extra tile row (Adds strategy)
4 Stations (for switching rows)
4 Roundabouts (for switching rows)
8 TMMAC Ratings (collectible)

OLD & UNCHANGED TILES
4 Utilities (Admin/Mod owned businesses)
3 Community Chests (Movement : stimulants & drugs)
3 Chance Encounters (Financial : booze & hookers)
2 Tax (TMMAC Taxes)
1 Go (Logging In)
1 Go to Jail (It's a surprise)
1 Jail (see above)
1 Free Parking (might change this)

 

[girlandcoconut]

• Jail -->> @Priziesthorse
• Go to Jail -->> @Priziesthorse again
• Community Chest x3 ---> me and @gangsterkathryn
• Chance Encounter x3 ---> me if you feed me and tell me I'm pretty

I'm probably not understanding but whatever, that's what I thought of when I read the post so there. you. go.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm probably not understanding but whatever, that's what I thought of when I read the post so there. you. go.

the not understanding part, I'm guessing that's a common event in your life ty nonetheless

 

[girlandcoconut]

the not understanding part, I'm guessing that's a common event in your life ty nonetheless

I'll take that as a compliment so that we can remain friends.

 

[Jehannum]

I'll take that as a compliment so that we can remain friends.

 

[silentsinger]

I’ll take “go to jail”.
I’m not really getting it though am I?

 

[Jehannum]

I’ll take “go to jail”.
I’m not really getting it though am I?

the game hasn't even started yet and the fucking board is incomplete

 

[silentsinger]

the game hasn't even started yet and the fucking board is incomplete

Fucking asshole with a pink tie on is making me shit your thread up already.
Fucking tossing bugger.

 

[Jehannum]

Fucking asshole with a pink tie on is making me shit your thread up already.
Fucking tossing bugger.

Big Sam's a reprobate, I've always liked him

 

[silentsinger]

I’m not adverse to pink ties on the right person though.

 

[Robbie Hart]

the game hasn't even started yet and the fucking board is incomplete

Oh good, the cunt is chewing gum, has his dick-do gut on display and has his feet up...


#Dick-Do
#TWAT
#Cunt
#ArrogantCunt
#LetMeTellYouHowToCheatTheFA

 

[Jehannum]

Oh good, the cunt is chewing gum, has his dick-do gut on display and has his feet up...


#Dick-Do
#TWAT
#Cunt
#ArrogantCunt
#LetMeTellYouHowToCheatTheFA

he really seems to trigger you

 

[silentsinger]

Edit.

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

Doesn’t @Splinty win as he has .............. never mind. Mods can you delete?

 

[Robbie Hart]

he really seems to trigger you

Because “oh, sam’s in charge there, he’ll clean things up”

And all the while he’s out telling agents how to cheat the system.....piece of shit

And btw, people triggering me is great, I actually thrive on being mad

 

[Jehannum]

I got some of Big Sam's spit on my face once

 

[silentsinger]

I''m not proud, but when he had a heart attack I wanted it to be followed up with a far worse heart attack.

 

[silentsinger]

I cannot stand the cantankerous fuck, hence why @Lemonparty Animal chose it for me.

 

[Jehannum]

I''m not proud, but when he had a heart attack I wanted it to be followed up with a far worse heart attack.

that's pretty cold bro, it's not like he's raping kids in his spare time

he claps like Cain Velasquez

 

[silentsinger]

that's pretty cold bro, it's not like he's raping kids in his spare time

he claps like Cain Velasquez

If I had my way I'd be putting a robot kid like catnip stuff for him to fuck, so he'd got to jail I dislike him that much.

 

[silentsinger]

Fucking clown shoes twat.

 

[silentsinger]

Fucking clap, you twat.

 

[Jehannum]

Fucking clap, you twat.

how long you stuck as Big Sam for?

 

[silentsinger]

how long you stuck as Big Sam for?

For another 3 and a bit weeks.
Fuck that movie was gold. First time I went to FAO Schwartz in New York I couldn't leave that foot piano alone.

 

[Jehannum]

For another 3 and a bit weeks.
Fuck that movie was gold. First time I went to FAO Schwartz in New York I couldn't leave that foot piano alone.

when I typed "big tom hanks" into google "big tom hanks piano" was suggested first, very popular scene.