You might remember me form such films as "The Boatjacking of Supership '79" or "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" and of course my most famous film "Dial M for Murderousness."
I also had a pretty illustrious career as an Indian cricketer where I was widely regarded by many Pundits as the greatest batsman of all time. There are some that will mention Ricky Ponting and Jack Hobbs in that conversation but anyone who knows Cricket............and I mean KNOWS cricket knows I am king. They didn't call me the "Bombay Bomber" because I defecated in public like Lord Vutulaki. I was given that name because I could really handle that cricket bat. I dominated every inch of that beautiful thing and made it my own.
All of this PALES in comparison to my posting career at the great EVILYOSHIDA's website where the two of us once engaged in many articulate debates about whether hardness or size was the most important quality in measuring the effectiveness of a man's genitals in relation to satisfying a woman sexually. This is course when we where not WARNING others about the DANGERS of the Illuminati and the nWo. I feel as though we were not only doing a service to the mma and CT community but to the WORLD.
Now that we have got these introductions out of the way I would like to get to the matter at hand. Your discogs page. By accident I stumbled upon your page and was VERY impressed with your selection of tunes. That is one ECLECTIC and QUALITY selection and doesn't surprise me one bit being such a cultured 80's baby as you are. Your tastes are a combination of three of my favorite posters in The Diet Butcher, daglord and antidisestablishmentarianism.
The only difference between you and those three gentlemen is that you possess the ever elusive SWAG that they lack. According to the poster named Dung Johnson that attribute is something you just cant teach........YOU ARE BORN WITH!
I will not post your page out of privacy concerns. I may be mistaken but I could have swore It seemed as though you are involved in some kind of vinyl scam and I fear that with the meteoric growth that this website has achieved that the Internet police are watching and will find you here after back tracing your IP address and turn you into Interpol. I fear the consequences will NEVER be the same if this happens and that bothers me because other than you being a New York Knick's fan you seem like a pretty cool dude who has ALWAYS shown other respect. The Knick's fandom I suspect only shows that you have interest in Sadomasochism and enjoy the humiliation and pain you receive almost on a sexual level. This is NONE of our business. What goes on behind closed doors or at truck stop restrooms is only your business and the strangers you interact with on that personal level.
The Bombay Bomber,
Sachin Tendulkar
I also had a pretty illustrious career as an Indian cricketer where I was widely regarded by many Pundits as the greatest batsman of all time. There are some that will mention Ricky Ponting and Jack Hobbs in that conversation but anyone who knows Cricket............and I mean KNOWS cricket knows I am king. They didn't call me the "Bombay Bomber" because I defecated in public like Lord Vutulaki. I was given that name because I could really handle that cricket bat. I dominated every inch of that beautiful thing and made it my own.
All of this PALES in comparison to my posting career at the great EVILYOSHIDA's website where the two of us once engaged in many articulate debates about whether hardness or size was the most important quality in measuring the effectiveness of a man's genitals in relation to satisfying a woman sexually. This is course when we where not WARNING others about the DANGERS of the Illuminati and the nWo. I feel as though we were not only doing a service to the mma and CT community but to the WORLD.
Now that we have got these introductions out of the way I would like to get to the matter at hand. Your discogs page. By accident I stumbled upon your page and was VERY impressed with your selection of tunes. That is one ECLECTIC and QUALITY selection and doesn't surprise me one bit being such a cultured 80's baby as you are. Your tastes are a combination of three of my favorite posters in The Diet Butcher, daglord and antidisestablishmentarianism.
The only difference between you and those three gentlemen is that you possess the ever elusive SWAG that they lack. According to the poster named Dung Johnson that attribute is something you just cant teach........YOU ARE BORN WITH!
I will not post your page out of privacy concerns. I may be mistaken but I could have swore It seemed as though you are involved in some kind of vinyl scam and I fear that with the meteoric growth that this website has achieved that the Internet police are watching and will find you here after back tracing your IP address and turn you into Interpol. I fear the consequences will NEVER be the same if this happens and that bothers me because other than you being a New York Knick's fan you seem like a pretty cool dude who has ALWAYS shown other respect. The Knick's fandom I suspect only shows that you have interest in Sadomasochism and enjoy the humiliation and pain you receive almost on a sexual level. This is NONE of our business. What goes on behind closed doors or at truck stop restrooms is only your business and the strangers you interact with on that personal level.
The Bombay Bomber,
Sachin Tendulkar