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gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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Two of my friends at work are gonna engage in an epic (ha!) mma fight this evening and I bet one of them that he was gonna lose, so I want your opinions.

Chucky:
23. Supposedly done mma and goes to the gym sometimes.

O:
40-something. Goes to the gym daily. Could give Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken a run for his money on girth.


Who wins?
 

Limpy

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Oct 20, 2015
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O via whatever he wants. Chunky is a fat fuck. The only gyms he sees are the ones he drives past on his way to Dunkin Donuts.
 

gangsterkathryn

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I told Chucky that O was gonna get him.

He’s not the first person to challenge O to something. A chubbier guy challenged O to a foot race that never occurred. But I guarantee O would have won that, as well.
 

Filthy

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No! His hair is 100% his and I’m 100% jealous.

It’s an mma fight. I don’t think hair pulling is allowed.
tough call, with hair pulling and real hair, I'd pick pudgy by cross-dread choke.

O wins by superior cardio and street smarts. His shirt gets ripped off, and his glistening, chiseled figure sends you in to waves of orgasm.
 

gangsterkathryn

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tough call, with hair pulling and real hair, I'd pick pudgy by cross-dread choke.

O wins by superior cardio and street smarts. His shirt gets ripped off, and his glistening, chiseled figure sends you in to waves of orgasm.
Yeah, every other guy at work has forbade him from being shirtless. He supposedly carries baby oil around for special occasions.
 

Ted Williams' head

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Sep 23, 2015
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I've been watching combat sports since about 2001 and a good rule of thumb is: when in doubt, bet on the black guy.