We have a disaster team headed up to pitch in.I'm far enough inland that I'm not concerned about the wind. They'll be high but not catastrophically bad.
The bigger concern i have is the amount of rain we've already had and the fact that they're calling for 30 inches more. Add in 50/80mph winds and there's going to be some trees dropping all around me.
Ur gay village isn't cool enough to have a wetherspoonsI'm headed to wetherspoons shortly.............I'll let you all know what's up with the chicks there, I'm hoping for the best tbh but will be ordering a hot dog
I'm in route to Leicester. @silentsinger 's husband paid me 100k to bring her back home. This will be my first time in England. Unfortunately there's no time for any slap and tickle or the old in-out-in-out. Business only. I get paid double if I return her safely by Saturday. 33% chance I find a corpse.R u ded?
Did he give you half up front? If he did its probably worth just pocketing it and letting throb eat her. At least then she won't keep shitting up my threads and you still get a PaydayI'm in route to Leicester. @silentsinger 's husband paid me 100k to bring her back home. This will be my first time in England. Unfortunately there's no time for any slap and tickle or the old in-out-in-out. Business only. I get paid double if I return her safely by Saturday. 33% chance I find a corpse.
Yup. I also plan to steal @Song1 's big book of jokes. Without it he might be forced to return to being the sweet old man he was when he first started posting on this forum.Did he give you half up front? If he did its probably worth just pocketing it and letting throb eat her. At least then she won't keep shitting up my threads and you still get a Payday
I picture it with a weird metal medallion on the front like the never ending storyYup. I also plan to steal @Song1 's big book of jokes. Without it he might be forced to return to being the sweet old man he was when he first started posting on this forum.
I picture it with a weird metal medallion on the front like the never ending story
My shins do cut. Like a rabbi.
Does that chick want me to tap that ass?Throbbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
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How are you stuck?Throbbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
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Missed bus. Gotta wait 25 minutes for next oneHow are you stuck?
Dude they are horrors.Does that chick want me to tap that ass?
So, they’re single women?Dude they are horrors.
They would get thier own door in a cabin in the woods
since we're talking 90210 in the other thread you should fire up a Ray Pruitt song for karaoke, try this oneThrobbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
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Such a hassle.Missed bus. Gotta wait 25 minutes for next one