Random guy comes up to me and asks me for steroids

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Pitbull9

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Jan 28, 2015
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I'm in the gym a couple hours ago doing arms. This random fucking guy comes up to me and is like where can I get some of that stuff and I'm like umm what? He says come on man you know what I mean some juice. I'm like first off do I even know you, and you are coming up to me asking me for gear. He goes it's all good I'm not a cop or anything and I'm like bro first off you fucking kidding me you don't go asking people you don't know for gear, and second I don't do that shit at all, if I did I would be much bigger then I am now that's for sure. He is like whatever man no harm done and I just put my headphones back on and continue. People are fucking out of control. I'm dieting right now and I guess I look more muscular but I'm still only freakin 185 lbs lol what was this guy thinking. I get accused of juicing all the time and I Haven't done that shit since like 06 lol. Again people are crazy.
 

jason73

Auslander Raus
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Jan 15, 2015
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You should have sold him some vials of seasame oil for $200
 

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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How does one go about getting some juice if they know zero people that are on gear?

I've actually contemplated asking a few guys at my gym that don't pass the "smell test" but didn't want to look like a douche.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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How does one go about getting some juice if they know zero people that are on gear?

I've actually contemplated asking a few guys at my gym that don't pass the "smell test" but didn't want to look like a douche.
So cheap online
 

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
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How does one go about getting some juice if they know zero people that are on gear?

I've actually contemplated asking a few guys at my gym that don't pass the "smell test" but didn't want to look like a douche.
So cheap online
You better have a good source for that lol. Def cheap and could be legit, street sources are easier but prices are high and shit could be fake same as if u get a shit online source it could be fake. You will know very soon if your gear is fake. I always had a great online source and if I ever want to do it again I will go there.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Serous question for guys that go to the gym. Why would you put yourself on gear knowing some of the possible long term effects of it? When we're talking pro athletes who's livelihoods depend on being bigger, stronger, faster, than the guy next to him, I understand completely, but in any other circumstance I'm pretty much baffled.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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Serous question for guys that go to the gym. Why would you put yourself on gear knowing some of the possible long term effects of it? When we're talking pro athletes who's livelihoods depend on being bigger, stronger, faster, than the guy next to him, I understand completely, but in any other circumstance I'm pretty much baffled.
You don't really need to take massive amounts, a little bump does wonders, especially as you get older.
 

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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Serous question for guys that go to the gym. Why would you put yourself on gear knowing some of the possible long term effects of it? When we're talking pro athletes who's livelihoods depend on being bigger, stronger, faster, than the guy next to him, I understand completely, but in any other circumstance I'm pretty much baffled.
I've wanted to try a cycle for awhile. Not some huge bodybuilder doses or anything like that.

At the very least, some Test. Been too lazy to see what my levels are at to potentially get a prescription.

If I was taking Test only, I would try to take Vitor in Brazil doses.
 

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
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Serous question for guys that go to the gym. Why would you put yourself on gear knowing some of the possible long term effects of it? When we're talking pro athletes who's livelihoods depend on being bigger, stronger, faster, than the guy next to him, I understand completely, but in any other circumstance I'm pretty much baffled.
Believe it or not, it's not all that bad for you if you keep your doses low and your overall lifestyle is healthy. Like anything else you need to be careful and do bloodwork and just be smart about it. It's only when you start shooting a gram of test GH insulin and a whole host of other things that you start to play with fire.
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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Give him some generic version of Viagra and let him get on with it
 

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
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The guy should have handled it smarter. He could have asked for advice about something, since you look experienced and knowledgeable about working out, then casually dropped in, 'So, what's the best way to get some juice, in your opinion?'. It's likely you'd either hook him up, point him in the right direction, or at least it wouldn't look so blatant.
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
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Jan 14, 2015
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He was asking for your man juice bro.

Seriously though, you must be getting ripped to get solicited.
 

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
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Seems like you handled it correctly. What a fucking idiot. Have you ever seen the guy at the gym previously?
The guy should have handled it smarter. He could have asked for advice about something, since you look experienced and knowledgeable about working out, then casually dropped in, 'So, what's the best way to get some juice, in your opinion?'. It's likely you'd either hook him up, point him in the right direction, or at least it wouldn't look so blatant.
Def. he just fucking walked up as if I knew him for years
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Believe it or not, it's not all that bad for you if you keep your doses low and your overall lifestyle is healthy. Like anything else you need to be careful and do bloodwork and just be smart about it. It's only when you start shooting a gram of test GH insulin and a whole host of other things that you start to play with fire.
If people are actually doing paperwork, it makes quite a bit more sense. I can remember in later years of high school, or just out of some guys doing it for high school/ Junior A hockey. None of them made it to the pros, and all of them had very blatant side effects. The public is basically offered steroids in 2 lights, people who don't use them, and TRT Vitor style growth. So thanks for the explanation.