I called you the modern day personification of Mickey’s character in Barfly about a year ago and now you’re rocking the avatar.
I believe it is super advanced.
We’ve only been graced with one red belt on TMMAC so far. Perhaps this new poster could be the second.
So what kind of criminal record have you acquired?In real life, I carry a gun. Hand to hand is just for if you get jumped, or you're in jail someplace. and even then, weapons can be arranged for. More so in prison than the jails. The jails are pretty barren of stuff to make weapons out of. Maybe a metal spoon, in some of the older, smaller places. You dont have a belt, nor a lock, but you can sometimes get used up batteries from the trustees, Put them in a sock, that's inside of another sock, maybe sneak in a pen. In the old days, the food trays were metal and could be used to slash the face/neck pretty good. You can sometimes get a razor blade to help you tear up a mattress cover, make strips braid it into a rope weapon, tie it to something heavy, like several paper back books, the pages stuck together with jelly or tootpaste. Depends upon how many snitches are in there with you and how often the guards shake down your cells. whether or not the trustees will hide your stuff while the guards search, etc. I never bothered with such stuff.
How would you defend yourself in a Thai jail?In real life, I carry a gun. Hand to hand is just for if you get jumped, or you're in jail someplace. and even then, weapons can be arranged for. More so in prison than the jails. The jails are pretty barren of stuff to make weapons out of. Maybe a metal spoon, in some of the older, smaller places. You dont have a belt, nor a lock, but you can sometimes get used up batteries from the trustees, Put them in a sock, that's inside of another sock, maybe sneak in a pen. In the old days, the food trays were metal and could be used to slash the face/neck pretty good. You can sometimes get a razor blade to help you tear up a mattress cover, make strips braid it into a rope weapon, tie it to something heavy, like several paper back books, the pages stuck together with jelly or tootpaste. Depends upon how many snitches are in there with you and how often the guards shake down your cells. whether or not the trustees will hide your stuff while the guards search, etc. I never bothered with such stuff.
Imagine you’re my size, 152 cm and 43 kg.same as anywhere else. Thais are small people, and are normally pretty intimidated by a guy my size, But some of them have very swift kicks to the thigh or the , side of your knee, so they are dangerous. If you get so hit, you have no choice but to dive on him and break his neck, gouge out his eyes, or rib out his larnyx before his buddies can chime in.
Yeah, fetal alcohol syndrome fucked me hard. It’s why I quit basketball.You’re only 4’11?
If I wasn’t such a horrible cunt, I d take thisAmazingly, I do too.
Sure! I’ll mail you an uppercut but it might take awhile until you receive it.
Anyone fight me?