UFC 234 is a steaming pile of shit

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Sheepdog

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This one crept up on me, didn't realize this card was a contender for worst PPV card ever. Main is fine, co-main is just sanctioned elderly euthanasia and holy fuck balls does it get bad from there. It's not even a complete card a month out.

Most of the cunts on it don't even have Wikipedia links. And the best part? I've already bought tickets.
 

jimmy boogaloo

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*throws card on floor/walks off muttering angrily*

UFC 234 Fight Card
Robert Whittaker (c) vs. Kelvin Gastelum*
Israel Adesanya vs. Anderson Silva
Wuliji Buren vs. Jonathan Martinez
Kai-Kara France vs. Raulian Paiva
Jim Crute vs. Ryan Spann
Montana De La Rosa vs. Nadia Kassem
Shane Young vs. Austin Arnett
Teruto Ishihara vs. Kyung Ho Kang
Ricky Simon vs. Rani Yahya

*For UFC middleweight championship
 
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They know people in Australia have shit else to do and that the event will sell out regardless
 

SongExotic2

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They know people in Australia have shit else to do and that the event will sell out regardless
Ahh it's in Australia. Someone else just asked which sleeper cards deliver. I was about to respond with "ones in austrAust spring to mind" and it's actually there. This card will turn out dope. Will watch now
 

SCADA

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If they flush that card, will it swirl around the bowl in the opposite direction?
 

Rambo John J

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Exactly why I'm not bothering to go.
yep
I just checked...I know the style of only 5 fighters
they are just counting on the spectacle of UFC to sell, not the quality of fighters or bouts

probably means it will be entertaining fights, but it is weak for sure

Wild @Wild Splinty @Splinty the calendar is kinda blank...I would help out but I am not 2 bright...nurunaku is probably doing real life stuff
 

WEWEREONABREAK

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If even your older fans look at your cards and go
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
who?
that's a problem for the long term health of your organization.