For fucks sake lady hands, have you even seen snow? I’d love to see you come up here when it’s -50, when it’s so fucking cold it’s like the wind is trying to rip off your face. You would weep like a newborn.
Seriously though, if you ever come up here don’t come in the winter. I’ve lived in this weather my whole life and it sucks but I can go outside at -30 for a few minutes in shorts and a t shirt to run to the garage and grab my daughter from the truck.. For someone who’s not accustomed to it, even in winter gear, it’s absolutely brutal.