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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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This one’s probably gonna be fun. She called me at 1:33 in the morning and was getting herself off while talking to me, lol.
What the fuck do I do that makes chicks want to use me to get them off on the fucking phone?????
Was it on WhatsApp?

It may be the Nazi trying to pull a fast one
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Was it on WhatsApp?

It may be the Nazi trying to pull a fast one
It was WhatsApp lol but a call no video
She asks “what are you doing?”
I say “fucking sleeping”
She says “guess what I’m doin” and then I got to sit there listening to her.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
It was WhatsApp lol but a call no video
She asks “what are you doing?”
I say “fucking sleeping”
She says “guess what I’m doin” and then I got to sit there listening to her.
What was she doing? Watching orange is the new black?
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Definitely the nazi.
Nah, it’s a U.K. number and I’ve met her so I’m sure it was her......lmao at this chick as she’s texting me that she wants me to fuck her hard doggystyle.....we’ll see tonight
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
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I bet her bed has a massive wall down the middle separating east and west bed
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
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Ok, update

Leicester nurse called me this morning and asked me where I’m at with everything....

Wut

Beating around the bush and trying to ask if I’m dating anyone else or sleeping with anyone else. “I just want to see where you’re at relationship wise”

Wut

Beats around the bush for another 10 minutes and back to the “subject at hand” (yes, the chronic)

I’m like “look, I’m not fucking anybody else (yet) what are you on about?”

I just said, “girl, I gotta go as I have to shower”

Fuck sake, not going near that again.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
Ok, update

Leicester nurse called me this morning and asked me where I’m at with everything....

Wut

Beating around the bush and trying to ask if I’m dating anyone else or sleeping with anyone else. “I just want to see where you’re at relationship wise”

Wut

Beats around the bush for another 10 minutes and back to the “subject at hand” (yes, the chronic)

I’m like “look, I’m not fucking anybody else (yet) what are you on about?”

I just said, “girl, I gotta go as I have to shower”

Fuck sake, not going near that again.
"Again"

 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
Surely you have met one by now?

I bet she was like Bob Sapp wasn't she? Don't feel bad, you just got caught, happens to us all. Keep fishing
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
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Here’s one I met last night who is also banging on the door

And hey, fuckshit SongExotic2 @Wild..
shut your twat

I’m slowly getting concerned as she accused me of going on another date after seeing her

Laughing my cunt off right now

She’s in yellow

She spelled “you’re” wrong below




Says I’m in polesworth, even now







Fuck sake, why am I even doing that?

 
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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Offering to share bank account details with a random lady from the net....
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
50,710
I think I’m getting this site all wrong

I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that these chicks just want to fuck.....

#SlowOnTheUptake
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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By my count you have had to explain yourself to two chicks already. Female dating might not be your thing OP.
This ties in well with his fantasies of rolling around with sweaty men, that never came to fruition.

OP is all fart and no shit
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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This one’s probably gonna be fun. She called me at 1:33 in the morning and was getting herself off while talking to me, lol.
What the fuck do I do that makes chicks want to use me to get them off on the fucking phone?????

You've got a voice for phone sex. A face for it too.