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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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Probably 400 . If u shit twice a day then you have problems.
how do you get 400 then?
I ain't got time to shit
sometimes I gotta break that up into two sessions because I got better shit to do than sit around shitting
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
28,766
31,291
I BM maybe two times a day but the first cathartic dump of the day is massive due to my dedicated greek yogurt daily habit. the second dump is a puny beta dump with maybe a little 4 inch manlet turd coming from betwixt my perfectly formed ass cheeks.
 

Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
4,750
5,611
how do you get 400 then?
I ain't got time to shit
sometimes I gotta break that up into two sessions because I got better shit to do than sit around shitting
400 bc sometimes my tummy not working right, so have to go 2 times. Here is how you go one time. Stop eating 13 or 12 hours before toilet time. For eg eat last meal at 7pm and next day empty at 8am
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,542
71,465
400 bc sometimes my tummy not working right, so have to go 2 times. Here is how you go one time. Stop eating 13 or 12 hours before toilet time. For eg eat last meal at 7pm and next day empty at 8am
thank you for advice...I am happy with my 40 minute window method...and it usually is once a day
 

BrunoMcGyver

Bruno no dey carry last
Dec 30, 2015
6,395
10,265
I usually take just one shit a day but I’m there forever. I can shit for as long as an episode of Law and Order no joke
 

MovinOn

Canis lupus familiaris
Jan 3, 2018
1,825
6,195
439.518 shits in 2018 (don't ask).

I hope this is the first in a series of poop threads: Describe your steamers (it would be a thread fail without accompanying pics, right?); How long do you spend on the shitter?; Favorite things to do while dropping friends off at the lake?; What's the longest you've gone without a "code brown?"

Seriously, or maybe not so seriously, I'm going to defer to the late great George Carlin who pointed out that "taking a shit" is a terrible misnomer. Nobody "takes" a shit, you LEAVE a shit!

Finally, Splinty @Splinty, how da fuq does your algorithm work? I reached the bottom of this thread and these are the three "similar" threads recommended:

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Really?
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
Holly fuck.. Are you eating all day?
I'm not stuffing myself but I eat about 5 meals a day and maybe a late night snack. My routine tells me everything's working in good order and I like that. I don't like feeling overly full or malnourished.
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
72,781
134,158
400 bc sometimes my tummy not working right, so have to go 2 times. Here is how you go one time. Stop eating 13 or 12 hours before toilet time. For eg eat last meal at 7pm and next day empty at 8am
you sound like a woman
 

Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
4,750
5,611
I'm not stuffing myself but I eat about 5 meals a day and maybe a late night snack. My routine tells me everything's working in good order and I like that. I don't like feeling overly full or malnourished.
Ever tried "Time restricted eating" .. eating 6 or 5 is an old thing.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
Ever tried "Time restricted eating" .. eating 6 or 5 is an old thing.
It's not a"thing" I'm doing lol. Typical work day looks like this.

530 breakfast
900 coffee break
1230 lunch
300 after work mid size meal
730 dinner
900 sometimes a snack
 

SoupCan

how bout dat
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
2,660
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question: if your a pooping and get kicked of the shitter by a young one needing to rock a piss and you continue pooping after does that count as 1 poop or 2 poops