Do you take 1,000 bowel movements per year?

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MovinOn

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question: if your a pooping and get kicked of the shitter by a young one needing to rock a piss and you continue pooping after does that count as 1 poop or 2 poops
I don't have an answer to your question, but I have a query of my own:

Is the bathroom at your residence known as the "SoupCan?"
 

SoupCan

how bout dat
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Discussing it with other men does
everyman had a butts hole and I would hope every mans butts hole is in working order.

You could learn alot about your own butts hole discussing it with other men, how to clean it, ,maintain it, groom it, pleasure it.

Your starting to sound like my wife when I told her to stick a finger in my butt and she said she didnt have a condom
 

kneeblock

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Everytime you read a post that's longer than a paragraph from me on here it was definitely composed during a dump. 1000 is a modest goal.
 

D241

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I shit once a day fairly regular time every day. Does anyone else weigh themselves before and after?


 

Rambo John J

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I shit once a day fairly regular time every day. Does anyone else weigh themselves before and after?


LOL
I actually have done that a few times when I was heavy or light just to see what my record is
 

SongExotic2

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you sound like a woman
He is a fucken woman. Just the other day I was having a business meeting with one of the owners here and that fucker had to stick his beak in like snookie from Jersey shore
 

SongExotic2

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It's not a"thing" I'm doing lol. Typical work day looks like this.

530 breakfast
900 coffee break
1230 lunch
300 after work mid size meal
730 dinner
900 sometimes a snack
Thankfully you found MMA


 

mysticmac

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No. Not even close. That's like three per day. My average is probably slightly over one. Speaking of which, nature calls.
 

La Paix

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MovinOn

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Averaging three a day is perfectly normal. It's a good way to know everything is working.

What is normal for one person may be abnormal for another. A 2010 study published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterologyfound that 98 percent of its participants pooped between 3 times per week to 3 times daily.

Pooping: Frequency, normal amounts, and when to see a doctor

Man, if only I could tell you how many times I've referenced the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology. It's bailed me out in a ton of threads!