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Sex Chicken

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Yesterday we got 20 centimetres, before I had a chance to shovel it rained on top of the snow. I have a two car driveway that slopes downward. I swear to God it was like shovelling cement. Each half foot your shovel would be full of 20 pounds of heavy snow. Then I have to heave it up over the containing wall surrounding my driveway. Every muscle in my back is torn. And now it’s coming down again.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. It hurts to move. My wife has some oxy-codone left over from a surgery. I might have to get drugged out of my mind and push my back past it’s limits.


Are there any strong men in Southern Ontario who will shovel my driveway for a bowl of chilli and glass of ice cold Coke Zero?


 

Rambo John J

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Use your legs
Proper form
put wife to work
Hire neighbor kid
Lol.statue
 

Robbie Hart

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Very surprised someone as decrepit looking and weak as op hurt himself doing something physical

 

Sex Chicken

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@Lars L @Marty the cat. I know you guys are in the area. Come over, shovel my driveway. I'll make a pot of chili, we can pop a can of Pringles, and then we can watch a movie
(I have the Matrix on Blu Ray). You guys can sleep over but you'll need to bring your own sleeping bags and make sure it's alright with your parents.
 
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Sex Chicken

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I hope you get snowed in
I don't get snowed in.
School and government business were shut down yesterday. I tried to order a fucking pizza but the fucking cowards wouldn't deliver. I drove to the god damned pizza parlour myself, and brought home an XL Bacon, Mushroom, Onion, thin crust, with minced garlic pizza for my god damned family.
 

Sex Chicken

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What should happen is my prick of a next door neighbour should shovel the sidewalk. I've done the last 5 snowfalls in a row. You know what the prick does when he does shovel the sidewalk? He comes across in front of our front lawns but he stops at my driveway and leaves 15 feet of unshovelled snow on the sidewalk in front the driveway. It's like a principle thing with this guy. I always make a point of shovelling in front of his driveway and if his car isn't there I even do his boulevard for him, but no, every damn time he leaves the snow on the sidewalk in front of my driveway. He refuses to reciprocate. So then I have to get all dressed and come out to do 1 minute of shovelling.

Same fucking thing with the lawn our lawns are connected so when I moved in the first couple of times I mowed I did both our lawns. I mean once you have the mower out it makes like 10 minutes difference. But then on his turn he would stop at the property line even on the fucking boulevard. I figure maybe the guy was particular about his lawn and wants to cut it himself so I stopped cutting his lawn for him, but then winter came and I saw his shenanigans with the snow shovelling and realized the guy is just a prick.

Now I'm fired up, I might go over there right now, ring his door bell and when he answers blast him with a power double. Drag the old fuck head into deep water right there in his own entryway.
 

La Paix

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Yesterday we got 20 centimetres, before I had a chance to shovel it rained on top of the snow. I have a two car driveway that slopes downward. I swear to God it was like shovelling cement. Each half foot your shovel would be full of 20 pounds of heavy snow. Then I have to heave it up over the containing wall surrounding my driveway. Every muscle in my back is torn. And now it’s coming down again.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. It hurts to move. My wife has some oxy-codone left over from a surgery. I might have to get drugged out of my mind and push my back past it’s limits.


Are there any strong men in Southern Ontario who will shovel my driveway for a bowl of chilli and glass of ice cold Coke Zero?


Run a hose to your hot tap in the kitchen and just melt it all away.