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describe your voiceThis one’s probably gonna be fun. She called me at 1:33 in the morning and was getting herself off while talking to me, lol.
What the fuck do I do that makes chicks want to use me to get them off on the fucking phone?????
I'm not into old Nazis, thanks thoHaters keep hating
I know it’s all way too unbelievable for your non laid asses.........
Song2 you are welcome to join the bus if you truly want to see a real woman naked for the first time.....I will get you laid, guaranteed
You’re not ever going to get laid without my help....I'm not into old Nazis, thanks tho
I didn’t realize you were a priest. How many times have you used that line? Does it work well? Amen and bless you father.You’re not ever going to get laid without my help....
He's been trying to pray the gay away for many years now. It's why he claims to wrestle. Because he wrestles his sexuality on the daily.I didn’t realize you were a priest. How many times have you used that line? Does it work well? Amen and bless you father.
So you are taking one for the team?Ok, new scenario
Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
Ok, new scenario
Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
“Nottingham Street Walker” is a screen name I’ll keep in my back pocket.Ok, new scenario
Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
Ok, new scenario
Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
Don’t know yet.....she’s got a killer body in her and she’s not that bad looking....will have to check the price menuSo you are taking one for the team?
I don't think anyone is going to be jealous a hooker asked you to pay for sex. Not really sure how your mind works.The hater brigade once again just cannot believe these things happen in life......get no ass, can’t believe I’m getting some nice ripe, clean ass
It doesn't work. He's donkey brained and full of shitI don't think anyone is going to be jealous a hooker asked you to pay for sex. Not really sure how your mind works.
You’re never going to get laid ever againIt doesn't work. He's donkey brained and full of shit
For the love of God @Robbie Hart , just dig up the body of @Silentsinger if you are that hard up.Ok, new scenario
Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
He's not on the spectrum. But let's just say if you ever need your windows cleaning throbs the man to speak to. Just tell him you think they taste magic and he'll have em licked clean in no timeOP kind of reminds me of @TryHardNobody. Does odd shit that nobody is into than accuses everyone of being jealous of him. OP are you on the spectrum by any chance?