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Sex Chicken

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For your birthday I got you an hour at the driving range of the Lynbrool Family Golf Centre. I have a buddy who grew up in Shelburne and he knows of an old prostitute who tends the greens there. For 20 bucks she’ll jerk your off after you finish hitting balls (It’s called a club and chub). I paid for that too.
This summer go into the clubhouse and whisper to the guy behind the counter “I’m here for a bucket of balls and a handjob. Compliments of Sex Chicken”. They’ll know what you’re talking about.

 
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For your birthday I got you an hour at the driving range of the Lynbrool Family Golf Centre. I have a buddy who grew up in Shelburne and he knows of an old prostitute who tends the greens there. For 20 bucks she’ll jerk your off after you finish hitting balls (It’s called a club and chub). I paid for that too.
This summer go into the clubhouse and whisper to the guy behind your he counter “I’m here for a bucket of balls and a handjob. Compliments of Sex Chicken”. They’ll know what you’re talking about.

That’s where all the high school kids go to drink beers and suck at golf

I am so there!
 

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Happy birthday dude. Do you have any goals you set yourself or just gonna get some salty titty?
 
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That bitch bugging you too? I have her on ignore and she's still making me want to punch strangers in the face
It’s nothing, we are in a small dispute about my dogs but I am training them to kill her.
 

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I love fighting with dogs. Domestic ones in a playful manner. Not feral Thai ones trying to rip your balls off