If you turn it on before the Sabbath, you leave it on!Tell us more
You tape the fridge light, use the fucking slow cooker, turn on the AC/heating instead of auto so it doesn’t turn off. Whatever it is. Fucking hell.
If you turn it on before the Sabbath, you leave it on!Tell us more
I’m surprised they’ll go to her. Jews like that usually stick with Jews.He’s an internist and must have deadbeats from the temple as patients. He now texts my GF about his patients with derm issues and kind of hints that they don’t have ins. or money but they need to see a derm. lol
Doesn't that hurt the penny pinching gene because it's going to make the power bill cost more?If you turn it on before the Sabbath, you leave it on!
You tape the fridge light, use the fucking slow cooker, turn on the AC/heating instead of auto so it doesn’t turn off. Whatever it is. Fucking hell.
Maybe the AC/heating. But the crockpot or fridge light don’t use that much electricity.Doesn't that hurt the penny pinching gene because it's going to make the power bill cost more?
Will your girlfriend sign off on my sunshade waiver for the DMV?He’s an internist and must have deadbeats from the temple as patients. He now texts my GF about his patients with derm issues and kind of hints that they don’t have ins. or money but they need to see a derm. lol
I used to have an oven that had a setting for Sabbath. I always thought that was cheating.They’re not using the good loopholes. Sheesh. Terrible Jews.
What about Alexa? What's the ruling on turning things on and off just by talking and not having to do anything?Maybe the AC/heating. But the crockpot or fridge light don’t use that much electricity.
In Israel, the elevators stop on every floor, because you can take the elevator but you cannot push the button.
SureWill your girlfriend sign off on my sunshade waiver for the DMV?
Thanks, pal.
Oh man. I even forgot about Shabbat ovens.I used to have an oven that had a setting for Sabbath. I always thought that was cheating.
I don’t know. I don’t speak to the religious Jews I used to know so I can’t find out.What about Alexa? What's the ruling on turning things on and off just by talking and not having to do anything?
My GF’s uncle (she and her fam aren’t heebs) married a Jewish lady. She isn’t religious at all. Her daughter however married a Dr. and while in college they became Hasidic. They have 4 kids and are all hasdic and follow all the nonsense.
On Sat they have my GF’s uncle come over to turn on the lights, oven AC etc etc. They call him the Sabbath goyem.
The whole CHHHHH.
It’s amazing. Fucker has mastered self effacing humor imoThe whole CHHHHH.
I really gotta give this a better watch. I’ve seen some episodes, but never all of it.
That part I know. Also, I’m always down for some good Jew jokes.It’s amazing. Fucker has mastered self effacing humor imo
I’m good with most jokes @Welcherknokke69 go to 16 minutes.That part I know. Also, I’m always down for some good Jew jokes.