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Onetrickpony

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I walked into a tree branch today that almost kicked my ass.

I was wearing a hat so I couldn’t see the branch that left the trunk at an upright angle but dropped down again before going up. I was carrying a gallon of paint and some brushes when I strolled squarely into the limb.

I’m 6’4”, 360 so when I walk into something it normally bounces off. Trees don’t work that way.

That limb knocked me back two steps and almost put me on my ass. There were roughly 30 people at the park and the only one who saw It happen was a kid with Down’s syndrome that I’d been talking to about his cool ass basset hounds just before it happened. He asked me if I was alright and then told me more about his dogs.

Luckily I was wearing a hat or it would have split my head open.





Bonus picture of my awesome daughter.

 

jason73

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I walked into a tree branch today that almost kicked my ass.

I was wearing a hat so I couldn’t see the branch that left the trunk at an upright angle but dropped down again before going up. I was carrying a gallon of paint and some brushes when I strolled squarely into the limb.

I’m 6’4”, 360 so when I walk into something it normally bounces off. Trees don’t work that way.

That limb knocked me back two steps and almost put me on my ass. There were roughly 30 people at the park and the only one who saw It happen was a kid with Down’s syndrome that I’d been talking to about his cool ass basset hounds just before it happened. He asked me if I was alright and then told me more about his dogs.

Luckily I was wearing a hat or it would have split my head open.





Bonus picture of my awesome daughter.

you should have side stepped bro
 
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I was gonna ask which one is Walt but they both look like pussies honestly

So yeah either one works
 

Thuglife13

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I walked into a tree branch today that almost kicked my ass.

I was wearing a hat so I couldn’t see the branch that left the trunk at an upright angle but dropped down again before going up. I was carrying a gallon of paint and some brushes when I strolled squarely into the limb.

I’m 6’4”, 360 so when I walk into something it normally bounces off. Trees don’t work that way.

That limb knocked me back two steps and almost put me on my ass. There were roughly 30 people at the park and the only one who saw It happen was a kid with Down’s syndrome that I’d been talking to about his cool ass basset hounds just before it happened. He asked me if I was alright and then told me more about his dogs.

Luckily I was wearing a hat or it would have split my head open.





Bonus picture of my awesome daughter.

As always awesome daughter is awesome...

6’4”, 360 wow what's your wife's stats cuz she's so small when you post pics of her lol
 

Disciplined Galt

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I won’t let her bring it in the house.
Was a bit funny last week, one of my colleagues is from Yasodthon (where I ordained, unbeknownst to her) she was having lunch and I went over to get something from the fridge. She was having grasshoppers and asked me if I wanted some thinking I'd say no :D
 

Onetrickpony

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Was a bit funny last week, one of my colleagues is from Yasodthon (where I ordained, unbeknownst to her) she was having lunch and I went over to get something from the fridge. She was having grasshoppers and asked me if I wanted some thinking I'd say no :D
Live or dead?
 

Disciplined Galt

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Live or dead?
Dead and fried, tastes like crisps. Pretty much the only thing I won't eat if offered is dancing shrimp.
At 6’4” 360 he must have a horsecock so that in itself would be a duck dynasty.
You'd be surprised, growing up I played basketball players and the cock isn't necessarily in proportion with the size of the body. Gotta suck to be a 200cm guy with an average cock.
 

Onetrickpony

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Dead and fried, tastes like crisps. Pretty much the only thing I won't eat if offered is dancing shrimp.

You'd be surprised, growing up I played basketball players and the cock isn't necessarily in proportion with the size of the body. Gotta suck to be a 200cm guy with an average cock.
I’m scared to ask what dancing shrimp are.