Considering he just got hit by a car, this is accurate.
you should have side stepped broI walked into a tree branch today that almost kicked my ass.
I was wearing a hat so I couldn’t see the branch that left the trunk at an upright angle but dropped down again before going up. I was carrying a gallon of paint and some brushes when I strolled squarely into the limb.
I’m 6’4”, 360 so when I walk into something it normally bounces off. Trees don’t work that way.
That limb knocked me back two steps and almost put me on my ass. There were roughly 30 people at the park and the only one who saw It happen was a kid with Down’s syndrome that I’d been talking to about his cool ass basset hounds just before it happened. He asked me if I was alright and then told me more about his dogs.
Luckily I was wearing a hat or it would have split my head open.
Bonus picture of my awesome daughter.
The hits you don’t see coming hurt you the most.you should have side stepped bro
Unless you’re proper drunk, then you kind of roll with it.The hits you don’t see coming hurt you the most.
I was gonna ask which one is Walt but they both look like pussies honestly
So yeah either one works
As always awesome daughter is awesome...I walked into a tree branch today that almost kicked my ass.
I was wearing a hat so I couldn’t see the branch that left the trunk at an upright angle but dropped down again before going up. I was carrying a gallon of paint and some brushes when I strolled squarely into the limb.
I’m 6’4”, 360 so when I walk into something it normally bounces off. Trees don’t work that way.
That limb knocked me back two steps and almost put me on my ass. There were roughly 30 people at the park and the only one who saw It happen was a kid with Down’s syndrome that I’d been talking to about his cool ass basset hounds just before it happened. He asked me if I was alright and then told me more about his dogs.
Luckily I was wearing a hat or it would have split my head open.
Bonus picture of my awesome daughter.
She’s 5’0, 110.As always awesome daughter is awesome...
6’4”, 360 wow what's your wife's stats cuz she's so small when you post pics of her lol
My God she couldn't pose a threat to you even if she tried lolShe’s 5’0, 110.
She could kill me in my sleep.My God she couldn't pose a threat to you even if she tried lol
Even that might be a tall order, might cut your pecker off and feed it to the ducks though.She could kill me in my sleep.
No.Even that might be a tall order, might cut your pecker off and feed it to the ducks though.
Thought you were talking about CMNH/Sloppy Bitch for a second there...No.
She could do it.
She may be small but she’s filled with seething hatred and rage.
It's because the lack of Balut.No.
She could do it.
She may be small but she’s filled with seething hatred and rage.
I won’t let her bring it in the house.It's because the lack of Balut.
Was a bit funny last week, one of my colleagues is from Yasodthon (where I ordained, unbeknownst to her) she was having lunch and I went over to get something from the fridge. She was having grasshoppers and asked me if I wanted some thinking I'd say noI won’t let her bring it in the house.
He may be a bitch but he is legitimately 6’4”.Thought you were talking about CMNH/Sloppy Bitch for a second there...
Live or dead?Was a bit funny last week, one of my colleagues is from Yasodthon (where I ordained, unbeknownst to her) she was having lunch and I went over to get something from the fridge. She was having grasshoppers and asked me if I wanted some thinking I'd say no
At 6’4” 360 he must have a horsecock so that in itself would be a duck dynasty.Even that might be a tall order, might cut your pecker off and feed it to the ducks though.
Dead and fried, tastes like crisps. Pretty much the only thing I won't eat if offered is dancing shrimp.Live or dead?
You'd be surprised, growing up I played basketball players and the cock isn't necessarily in proportion with the size of the body. Gotta suck to be a 200cm guy with an average cock.At 6’4” 360 he must have a horsecock so that in itself would be a duck dynasty.
I’m scared to ask what dancing shrimp are.Dead and fried, tastes like crisps. Pretty much the only thing I won't eat if offered is dancing shrimp.
You'd be surprised, growing up I played basketball players and the cock isn't necessarily in proportion with the size of the body. Gotta suck to be a 200cm guy with an average cock.
Ladyboy Special..I’m scared to ask what dancing shrimp are.