hey Splinty!

[Priziesthorse]

Whoa...lets tackle this one. Fill me me. @teamquestnorth - you go hoggin last night bro?

last night? more like every night.

 

[teamquestnorth]

Lol oh man Portland. You're probably gonna get jerked off by a guy in a tinkerbell costume.

Like I said, things could get interesting. Its downtown Portland we're talking about. Might have to start a thread about it tommorrow

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Let me guess, you're the resident funny guy?

You've been stalking me.

All these notifications and 90% are you. Either pressing the optimism button (they told me it's akin to being called a fag here) or some other tomfoolery that alerts me.

And yet you just now say hello?

You needn't be so reluctant. I don't bite.

And I don't search for things when told to. It goes back to the hide the mouse game my uncle used to play and I really don't want to get into all that so, suffice it to say, I won't be paying your tithe.

And fuck yo couch, too.

I hope we can be friends.

No fella, that was me hitting the agree, like, winner, & friendly.

My welcoming quotient has reached max capacity. You all may carry the fuck on now

 

[Malvert the Janitor]

I'm sad.

Now I can't walk around in real life wearing my I'm Malvert the Janitor t shirt!

I'm gonna get my ass kicked!

Guys, help me out here. Surely one of you guys can reason with him?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

I'm too sick to go out and party. This sucks. I'm thinking about getting a hooker off backpage.com

Sick how? Burning during urination? Itchy asshole? @Splinty!!!! Need that moss shit! STAT

 

[Priziesthorse]

Sick how? Burning during urination? Itchy asshole? @Splinty!!!! Need that moss shit! STAT

 

[2JupitersTooMany]

Might I interest anyone in a cool beverage?

*poors Budweiser into pants*

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Might I interest anyone in a cool beverage?

*poors Budweiser into pants*

Hmm. Got anything longer I mean stronger

 

[2JupitersTooMany]

Hmm. Got anything longer I mean stronger

Please Google shrinkage.

 

[SAJ]

I never thought I'll see the day @MelE5150 gives me rainbows.

 

[jason73]

Lol wtf is going on here

 

[Malvert the Janitor]

Lol wtf is going on here

Your future...

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

I never thought I'll see the day @MelE5150 gives me rainbows.

I'm sorry bae. I like dude just to be contrary. Join me and we can cupcake via forum posts again.

 

[jason73]

Mele5150 gives me rainbows like its my birthday

 

[jason73]

Have fun kids.im going to try to not take a puck in the teeth while looking at my phone. Play nice with the new kid.he is kind of slow

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Mele5150 gives me rainbows like its my birthday

I told you mother fuckers I'm trying to be nice since I was attacked for being a meanie! I didn't even clap back when he shit on my friendliness.

I did briefly contemplate

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

My wife's fat as fuck, I'm all about the silver lining.

i just choked on my pop reading this shit. lmfao!

 

[Malvert the Janitor]

Have fun kids.im going to try to not take a puck in the teeth while looking at my phone. Play nice with the new kid.he is kind of slow

Such hospitality!

Do you guys have a jealousy button I could push on him?!?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Like I said, things could get interesting. Its downtown Portland we're talking about. Might have to start a thread about it tommorrow

Cling wrap. Lots of cling wrap Son

 

[Priziesthorse]

This is Hennessy and she wants $140 for a hour of her time

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

This is Hennessy and she wants $140 for a hour of her time

Bad weave. Keep looking.

 

[Malvert the Janitor]

So that's his thing?

Pictures of sex trafficking victims?

Lovely..

 

[Priziesthorse]

Bad weave. Keep looking.

I'm not looking to get married over here.

 

[teamquestnorth]

This is Hennessy and she wants $140 for a hour of her time