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Sex Chicken

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Can the mods please stickie this thread? There’s a gator in the Loxahatchee river, and frisbee golf at Whackadoodle park!!!

Trash.
 

Sex Chicken

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I sent Lars Thor memes and cute dogs.
I’ve contributed to his wellness moreso than you.
You’ll never know what he needs in the same way I do.

Who does he call when he’s so coked up that he thinks his cat is a narc? Who does he call to help him wash the puke off his real doll? Who does he call when his Sybian breaks?
You?...
 

gangsterkathryn

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You’ll never know what he needs in the same way I do.

Who does he call when he’s so coked up that he thinks his cat is a narc? Who does he call to help him wash the puke off his real doll? Who does he call when his Sybian breaks?
You?...
L @The Pink Panther is his cat and he’d never narc.

Besides, we co-own dogs together, so I’m pretty sure I know him better.
 
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Now that this is a Florida thread, @Bones Nose N @Never_Rolled I need some advice.

This gecko got into my apartment when i opened the patio door while cooking (didn't want the smoke to set off my smoke alarms).

I managed to pull him out of the first crevice he was stuck in, only for him to run to the other side of the sliding glass door and get stuck in a crevice that is impossible to reach









I'd rather not kill him. If he chooses to come back inside he's as good as dead, as my cat will mistake him for a toy and torture him.

Any tips would be appreciated
 

Sex Chicken

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Now that this is a Florida thread, @Bones Nose N @Never_Rolled I need some advice.

This gecko got into my apartment when i opened the patio door while cooking (didn't want the smoke to set off my smoke alarms).

I managed to pull him out of the first crevice he was stuck in, only for him to run to the other side of the sliding glass door and get stuck in a crevice that is impossible to reach









I'd rather not kill him. If he chooses to come back inside he's as good as dead, as my cat will mistake him for a toy and torture him.

Any tips would be appreciated
Pull out your little dink, he’ll think it’s a meal worm. When he comes out, throw a towel over him and take him outside.
 
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^and not the annoying attention whore one who has to mention that she's a female every 5 seconds bc she's desperate for attention

Edit: respectful discussion please - L
 
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This thread was headed for the Hall of Fame, and then a bunch of mono browed Floridians started jabbering about gators and frisbee golf, and posting pictures of their filthy gecko infested appartments.
It's called a unibrow you fukn dork
 

Never_Rolled

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Now that this is a Florida thread, @Bones Nose N @Never_Rolled I need some advice.

This gecko got into my apartment when i opened the patio door while cooking (didn't want the smoke to set off my smoke alarms).

I managed to pull him out of the first crevice he was stuck in, only for him to run to the other side of the sliding glass door and get stuck in a crevice that is impossible to reach









I'd rather not kill him. If he chooses to come back inside he's as good as dead, as my cat will mistake him for a toy and torture him.

Any tips would be appreciated
I say let the cat have it’s due.
 
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Now that this is a Florida thread, @Bones Nose N @Never_Rolled I need some advice.

This gecko got into my apartment when i opened the patio door while cooking (didn't want the smoke to set off my smoke alarms).

I managed to pull him out of the first crevice he was stuck in, only for him to run to the other side of the sliding glass door and get stuck in a crevice that is impossible to reach









I'd rather not kill him. If he chooses to come back inside he's as good as dead, as my cat will mistake him for a toy and torture him.

Any tips would be appreciated
I dont care about you or your stupid gecko.

Also you probably have a exhaust fan in your kitchen. Use that when you burn food next time