I think buying an iPhone is gayer.
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What do you call someone who endorses a shitty Chinese spy phone with low ram and even worse yellow toned pics?
You can call me sir.
Or sire.
I like sire better.
Don't every let me see your hunk of shit phone or I'll have you flogged in the square
I've got tamagotchi with more ram than an iPhone X.
Hail Sire!
I will make sure not to "every" let you see my gayest of gay phones in the square, circle or whatever shape. I am also sure if it was in my hand you couldn't see that high.
That's an odd way of telling the story of Wes and Flex having ass sex.
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Op right here
Just picked up a new book.
My haters....
My haters....
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Post the receipt or I'm going to assume you put that book right back on the shelf after taking a picture of itJust picked up a new book.
My haters....
Stopped by IKEA to pick up a Christmas tree (proceeds go to charity and it’s a damn fine tree at a great price point), while I was here I decided to dip inside and grab a couple dogs.
I guess I don’t realize how much I come here because when I got to the front of the line the woman at the counter said that she and all the other hot dog girls have “huge crushes” on me and tried to give me the hot dogs for free. I said “Don’t be ridiculous Sweet Tits, I’ll pay for my dogs like everyone else.
$2.50 for all you see before you.
I can’t stop laughing.
I guess I don’t realize how much I come here because when I got to the front of the line the woman at the counter said that she and all the other hot dog girls have “huge crushes” on me and tried to give me the hot dogs for free. I said “Don’t be ridiculous Sweet Tits, I’ll pay for my dogs like everyone else.
$2.50 for all you see before you.
I can’t stop laughing.
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I’m such a god damned tank, I went back for a third. That’s a 15 cm hot dog for a $1. You have to be out of your mind not to take full advantage.
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Do you ever use a lid or do you prefer to drink all the shit that floats into your cup?Stopped by IKEA to pick up a Christmas tree (proceeds go to charity and it’s a damn fine tree at a great price point), while I was hear I decided to dip inside and grab a couple dogs.
I guess I don’t realize how much I come here because when I got to the front of the line the woman at the counter said that she and all the other hot dog girls have “huge crushes” on me and tried to give me the hot dogs for free. I said “Don’t be ridiculous Sweet Tits, I’ll pay for my dogs like everyone else.
$2.50 for all you see before you.
I can’t stop laughing.
First of all, you’re not even supposed to be in here.
Second of all, you Millenials eat ass like it’s a kiss on the cheek, but then you get all weird about germs in your pop. Grow up.
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Just did a Diamond Dallas Page Yoga workout, and added an inch of extension on to my roundhouse.
I’d like to take some time to thank the crew down at Costco, you always roll out the red carpet, and take such great care of me.
Shout out to the boys at Gino’s Barber Shop. You always conduct yourself like absolute gentlemen and professionals, and I leave looking like a million bucks.
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"Where $9 gets you looking like a million bucks!"