Personal Best Canadian Province?

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What is the best Canadian province?

  • Alberta

  • British Columbia

  • Manitoba

  • New Brunswick

  • Newfoundland and Labrador

  • Nova Scotia

  • Ontario

  • Prince Edward Island

  • Quebec

  • Saskatchewan


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M

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when you are in alberta and someone asks you where you are from and you say "Ontario," they immediatley get all beady-eyed and cuntish.
Sounds like me when someone says they're from the tri-state area
 
M

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Simple....they move to Alberta then talk about how amazing Ontario is and we sit there and think”then why the fuck are you here? Must not be as amazing as you think”.
Jesus Christ they really are the New Yorkers of Canada
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
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Jan 15, 2015
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Simple....they move to Alberta then talk about how amazing Ontario is and we sit there and think”then why the fuck are you here? Must not be as amazing as you think”.
this is every ontarioan i have ever met . they talk about nothing but how much better it is in toronto. well go the fuck back there and drink your milk out of a bag then
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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this is every ontarioan i have ever met . they talk about nothing but how much better it is in toronto. well go the fuck back there and drink your milk out of a bag then
Weird, the only people in here talking up their provinces are from west of Saskatchewan...
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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@Lars Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken BeardOfKnowledge @JonJonesBeard please stop doing this or I'm changing my vote to Alberta kthx
When I visit people Alberta, I like to walk into their house and straightaway tell them that I’m not taking off my shoes because I’m wearing two hundred dollar socks and their floors look “filthy”.
Then at dinner I like to countdown my favourite Toronto vegan bakeries from 1-20.
 
M

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When I visit people Alberta, I like to walk into their house and straightaway tell them that I’m not taking off my shoes because I’m wearing two hundred dollar socks and their floors look “filthy”.
Then at dinner I like to countdown my favourite Toronto vegan bakeries from 1-20.
Just out of curiosity, how do you call this sport in Ontario?

 
M

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Lol at people from BC and Alberta complaining about a lack of humility. They're too far up their own butts to see the delicious ironing.
 
M

member 1013

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If you go to BC and Alberta and say anything positive about Ontario at all, the locals get very insecure and irritated. The hairs on the back of their necks stand up and their palms immediately begin to sweat. As they furrow their brows they manage to stammer "u sh-shoo_shoo-should go beck dair den." The simple fact that other places can be nice or have nice things simply escapes them.