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Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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I have not been crafting my jokes in clubs for 17 months. Also wen someone decides to run their mouth to me idc what I say. I wouldn't Wana watch one ofmy arguments as a Netflix special.
To be honest, I'd watch a show about your life. I like MTVs Teen Mom though, so that gives you an idea of where I'm at on television.

I wasn't trying to be funny. And I wasn't the one who started that problem. Soooo not rly irony imo
Your go to is child fucking and you're hilariously turned off by it as a joke. The ironing is delicious.


It would be hard to show a guy rage-quitting an internet forum as a Netflix special
Someone go find that thread where @conor mcgregor nut hugger rage quit for an evening and then had to apologize because he hadn't impregnated his wife and was angry.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Well do u see the difference between endlessly pinking someone and Splinty telling the guy in this thread "knock it off or I'm gona shut your account down for awhile"?. Who is learning a lesson.
That's the same as pinking someone. The poster he was addressing is a complete asshole to everyone, has been for a while, but as far as I can tell avoids pinkings because the people he's a dick to aren't that inclined to click report.
 
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To be honest, I'd watch a show about your life. I like MTVs Teen Mom though, so that gives you an idea of where I'm at on television.



Your go to is child fucking and you're hilariously turned off by it as a joke. The ironing is delicious.




Someone go find that thread where @conor mcgregor nut hugger rage quit for an evening and then had to apologize because he hadn't impregnated his wife and was angry.
Bad boy Splinty is quality splinty
 

Splinty

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Funny how splinty warned some other guy about being an asshole and he was Gona shut his account off but u follow me around all the time. U know I don't like you. So how bout u fuck off. U kiss the admins ass here and act like a cunt all day
Get over yourself and your continued wrong view of where my allegiances fall. Others would have banned you early on because you can't take a joke and rage to the point that you ruin the party every single time. Worry less about others and learn to use the ignore Mr. sensitive security man.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Funny how you make posts like this and then later claim you never cry to the mods about me being mean to you.
I'm not crying to mods. You are actively trying to make ppl quit. Other ppl are getting warned about having their account shut off. And u keep doing the same shit. I don't like you. U follow me around saying the same shit. I don't come here for this. You are a bitch in real life who comes here to act tough. I don't need to come here for this. And when I tried to address it I get warned and my threads get frozen. So the shit isn't even.

U follow me daily. I made a thread to address your shit and it got locked. So u r being favored and allowed to follow me around. It's annoying af. J can take a few more weeks or more off. Happy now? Yay u got me to take time off. U r a winner.

Notice how galt and I were giving each other shit and I stopped and asked him if he was having a bad day? U just give me shit all the time. Every day. It ain't funny. U r a bitch
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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I'm not crying to mods. You are actively trying to make ppl quit. Other ppl are getting warned about having their account shut off. And u keep doing the same shit. I don't like you. U follow me around saying the same shit. I don't come here for this. You are a bitch in real life who comes here to act tough. I don't need to come here for this. And when I tried to address it I get warned and my threads get frozen. So the shit isn't even.

U follow me daily. I made a thread to address your shit and it got locked. So u r being favored and allowed to follow me around. It's annoying af. J can take a few more weeks or more off. Happy now? Yay u got me to take time off. U r a winner.

Notice how galt and I were giving each other shit and I stopped and asked him if he was having a bad day? U just give me shit all the time. Every day. It ain't funny. U r a bitch
You're posting to a guy who's currently banned.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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I'm not crying to mods. You are actively trying to make ppl quit. Other ppl are getting warned about having their account shut off. And u keep doing the same shit. I don't like you. U follow me around saying the same shit. I don't come here for this. You are a bitch in real life who comes here to act tough. I don't need to come here for this. And when I tried to address it I get warned and my threads get frozen. So the shit isn't even.

U follow me daily. I made a thread to address your shit and it got locked. So u r being favored and allowed to follow me around. It's annoying af. J can take a few more weeks or more off. Happy now? Yay u got me to take time off. U r a winner.

Notice how galt and I were giving each other shit and I stopped and asked him if he was having a bad day? U just give me shit all the time. Every day. It ain't funny. U r a bitch
You enjoy having an excuse to go overboard in your response to any little slight. It's also why you get away with more than you should because I'm mostly interested in people popping off for no reason, which then gets people like you popping off in response. That's the difference to when I've tried to talk you down and when I just pinked you.

Hey check this out https://themmacommunity.com/members/conor-mcgregor-nut-hugger.3289/ignore
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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I'm not crying to mods. You are actively trying to make ppl quit. Other ppl are getting warned about having their account shut off. And u keep doing the same shit. I don't like you. U follow me around saying the same shit. I don't come here for this. You are a bitch in real life who comes here to act tough. I don't need to come here for this. And when I tried to address it I get warned and my threads get frozen. So the shit isn't even.

U follow me daily. I made a thread to address your shit and it got locked. So u r being favored and allowed to follow me around. It's annoying af. J can take a few more weeks or more off. Happy now? Yay u got me to take time off. U r a winner.

Notice how galt and I were giving each other shit and I stopped and asked him if he was having a bad day? U just give me shit all the time. Every day. It ain't funny. U r a bitch
You are. Or does you flip phone still have T9 texting?
 

Jdog93

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I’ll check it out but Dave hasn’t been Dave since he was replaced with dat Clone
Exactly what I was thinking as I watched it lol.

Just from the last special to this one seemed like a different Dave.

Dave was cool and funny in the last one.

This one he seemed hopped up and trying hard to protray the Dave from the Chappelle show era.

Just seems weird.

I still enjoyed the comedy tho.

Last one was better which every Dave it is.
 

Cameron Tiger

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It reminds me a lot of Bill Cosby's early stuff. It's easy to see where Chapelle's influence comes from.