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jason73

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Peter Wagman-Pinellas County Jail



PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WZTV) - A Florida man was arrested last weekend for battery after allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend.

According to the arrest report and affidavit from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, 37-year-old Peter Jacob Wagman was arrested after the girlfriend called the police.

The girlfriend told officers she was sleeping in bed when Wagman poured ketchup on her. According to the affidavit, the couple had been arguing over infidelity by the girlfriend. She went to bed and woke up to ketchup, being poured on her. She says Wagman was yelling, "That's what you get b****."


Upon arrival, officers found the woman covered in ketchup. Wagman denied the claims, but officers noted there was ketchup on the right side of his pants. Wagman was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of the battery and was released on $150 bond
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Believe it or not it was Hellmann's. I didn't even know they made ketchup. She has been properly educated since.
Did you try it or nah?

I've learned in recent years that Heinz ketchup is in fact dog shit. It's only head and shoulders better if you're comparing it to Hunt's or Aylmer's.
 

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Did you try it or nah?

I've learned in recent years that Heinz ketchup is in fact dog shit. It's only head and shoulders better if you're comparing it to Hunt's or Aylmer's.
It's all we had so yes. It wasn't terrible TBH but I like Hienz. Hunts is a no go period. I would rather not use anything.
 

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When I married her she was. She modeled in Brazil. I haven't seen her in years but she was looking rough.
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i got a bottle of this momofuku ssam stuff, and there's no going back.
 

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First off, if you’re arguing about cheating, as the accused, you don’t go to bed. Don’t people know that?!
Second, seriously weird shit people do. Ketchup? Like. That’s something easy to clean off. Do some damage, dude. Put gum in her hair or something.
 

Filthy

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First off, if you’re arguing about cheating, as the accused, you don’t go to bed. Don’t people know that?!
Second, seriously weird shit people do. Ketchup? Like. That’s something easy to clean off. Do some damage, dude. Put gum in her hair or something.
hose her pubes down with spray adhesive.

glad I thought of that. now I just need a situation to present itself...
 

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First off, if you’re arguing about cheating, as the accused, you don’t go to bed. Don’t people know that?!
Second, seriously weird shit people do. Ketchup? Like. That’s something easy to clean off. Do some damage, dude. Put gum in her hair or something.
Very true. If he caught her cheating and argued with her that was his first mistake. You either leave or kick her out. No going back from that.
 

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First off, if you’re arguing about cheating, as the accused, you don’t go to bed. Don’t people know that?!
Second, seriously weird shit people do. Ketchup? Like. That’s something easy to clean off. Do some damage, dude. Put gum in her hair or something.
You know those cheap balsa wood airplanes with the propeller that is rubber-band powered? I wound one of those up when I was a little kid and put it in my sister’s hair. She had to cut her hair to get it out. She still reminds me of it 40 years later.
 

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You know those cheap balsa wood airplanes with the propeller that is rubber-band powered? I wound one of those up when I was a little kid and put it in my sister’s hair. She had to cut her hair to get it out. She still reminds me of it 40 years later.
I don’t blame her. Don’t fuck with my hair !