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Day starts with a call that none of the gear from one of my shows that was just out, has made it back from site from 2 days ago..... Reason being, the shipping company we outsourced said that there was a "scheduling conflict", and they never sent a driver out to the venue to pick up about a half a million dollars worth of lasers. Not only that, they didn't even report it to us until we inquired about time of gear drop off that was supposed to happen yesterday. (I'm also going to have to throttle my site lead for not sticking around and reporting that the gear wasn't picked up).

Then, I've almost gotten into multiple car accidents today.... Once when sitting at a dead stop on I-4, and some dumb bitch almost ran into me (while she was on her phone).

And the pièce de résistance was stopping into a coffee place, and while waiting for my coffee, this..... Douchebag hipster walks in, probably about 25 years old.... Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it.......... You guys, when I tell you that it took ALL of my power to NOT beat that piece of shit to death with his pipe... Never have I EVER wanted to beat someone's ass more than THAT GUY!!!

I'm fired up, I know it's Friday the 13th, and a full moon, but FUCK THIS BULLSHIT today.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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@Rhino - feel ya.

bus driver had traffic backed up for 300 yds, for at least 5 light cycles, while he argued with some lady at the apartment complex.
it was insane. Cars were sliding in to the intersection, horns, yelling...all so a fucking school bus driver can have it out with some Indian lady through the bus door.

Then meetings all morning.

But then I took a long lunch at a brew pub with friends and talked football and cars...And decided to call it a day and go home and get high and take a nap. Napping soon, seems to be working out.

you should try it.
 

Rambo John J

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I fired a hot girl today

It was the hardest decisions of my life
bummer...that would be hard

I don't wanna be the boss of hot women...I would report myself to HR department

now that she is fired you can ask her on a date....that is the bright side I guess
 
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bummer...that would be hard

I don't wanna be the boss of hot women...I would report myself to HR department

now that she is fired you can ask her on a date....that is the bright side I guess
I made up the whole story. I am a janitor at a local Burger King
 

KWingJitsu

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Day starts with a call that none of the gear from one of my shows that was just out, has made it back from site from 2 days ago..... Reason being, the shipping company we outsourced said that there was a "scheduling conflict", and they never sent a driver out to the venue to pick up about a half a million dollars worth of lasers. Not only that, they didn't even report it to us until we inquired about time of gear drop off that was supposed to happen yesterday. (I'm also going to have to throttle my site lead for not sticking around and reporting that the gear wasn't picked up).

Then, I've almost gotten into multiple car accidents today.... Once when sitting at a dead stop on I-4, and some dumb bitch almost ran into me (while she was on her phone).

And the pièce de résistance was stopping into a coffee place, and while waiting for my coffee, this..... Douchebag hipster walks in, probably about 25 years old.... Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it.......... You guys, when I tell you that it took ALL of my power to NOT beat that piece of shit to death with his pipe... Never have I EVER wanted to beat someone's ass more than THAT GUY!!!

I'm fired up, I know it's Friday the 13th, and a full moon, but FUCK THIS BULLSHIT today.
Listen to Taylor Swift, because, you need to calm down.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Listen to Taylor Swift, because, you need to calm down.
She must be super fucked off right now. Her new album was only at number one for a week before Tool knocked her off.

The worst part of my day thankfully is trying to work out which brewery to go on the way back from the beach tomorrow.
 

Andrewsimar Palhardass

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Jan 8, 2016
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And the pièce de résistance was stopping into a coffee place, and while waiting for my coffee, this..... Douchebag hipster walks in, probably about 25 years old.... Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it.......... You guys, when I tell you that it took ALL of my power to NOT beat that piece of shit to death with his pipe... Never have I EVER wanted to beat someone's ass more than THAT GUY!!!
Yo man "I had a bad day. Saw a hipster." is one of the softest things I have ever heard.
 

Splinty

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And the pièce de résistance was stopping into a coffee place, and while waiting for my coffee, this..... Douchebag hipster walks in, probably about 25 years old.... Dressed like a goddamn civil war era bartender (complete with stupid mustache, suspenders, arm garters, and a goddamn bowtie)... Asks the barista for some obscure coffee (they don't have, to his eye rolling annoyance), orders a whatever, asks if they have organic oat milk (they didn't), then tells her that he'll be outside waiting for his drink...... This fucker goes outside, pulls out a goddamn tobacco corn cob looking pipe, and starts smoking it.......... You guys, when I tell you that it took ALL of my power to NOT beat that piece of shit to death with his pipe... Never have I EVER wanted to beat someone's ass more than THAT GUY!!!

lol

Autist cum Traitor Bowe Bergdahl used to smoke a pipe when all his bros were smoking cigarettes. They'd rag him as being a weirdo and pretentious and try to get him to fall in with the rest of the platoon. He'd rationalize it (to this day btw), "well actually pipes have a longer military history than cigarettes".

My point is that guy is probably a Taliban sympathizer and you should report him to ICE.
 
M

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Yo man "I had a bad day. Saw a hipster." is one of the softest things I have ever heard.
Naaaaaah, I was pissed at the half a mill of gear left sitting on a loading dock... I was pissed that some morbidly obese troglodyte bitch almost slammed into me because more likely than not, she was hate liking all her attractive friends pics on social media whilst driving...... The hipster and his annoyance just.... Personified my hatred and anger into a human form.... It's almost like the universe was saying "Hey Rhino, go ahead, take this one out, it's on us"...... They were making it easy..... Suspenders and arm garters Man, suspenders and arm garters.
 

Filthy

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Jun 28, 2016
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Naaaaaah, I was pissed at the half a mill of gear left sitting on a loading dock... I was pissed that some morbidly obese troglodyte bitch almost slammed into me because more likely than not, she was hate liking all her attractive friends pics on social media whilst driving...... The hipster and his annoyance just.... Personified my hatred and anger into a human form.... It's almost like the universe was saying "Hey Rhino, go ahead, take this one out, it's on us"...... They were making it easy..... Suspenders and arm garters Man, suspenders and arm garters.
should have sincerely asked him if the arm garters were functional or decorative, and before he could finish the word "Actually..." (because you know that's how his response will begin) you can interrupt with "No one is ever actually going to ask you about any of this attention-whoring stuff you wear. How long you been waiting for it?" and then just walk away.