I have come close more times than I can count, but never actually done it yet. I know it will happen at some point and I'm not dreading it, just hope it happens when I'm alone.
Dude I shit myself at the cinema when I went to watch iron Man 3.I have come close more times than I can count, but never actually done it yet. I know it will happen at some point and I'm not dreading it, just hope it happens when I'm alone.
Winners never quit, quitters never win!34, I quit alcohol after
I hate that feeling. Like man, I know if I stand up, I’m going to regret it, but I can’t sit here with my ass tight as a vice forever either.34.
So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.
I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.
I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.
Now I'm going to have a shower.
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So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.
I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.
I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Are you going to behave, the next time they let you back?!?Nope didn't shit myself. False flag exercise. New dressing tricked me.
Now that I am a year older than when I posted this first response, I will have to make a revision. I last shit my pants when I was 51.Well, I’m 50 now, so the answer is 50.
Ass pics?34.
So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.
I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.
I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Reckon he’s out. Understandable.Are you going to behave, the next time they let you back?!?
lol this postI'm unsure if I just did. As you may recall I had a wounded butt like @TryHardNobody , well at the weekend my wound reopened and bled like Joe daddy Stevenson vs bj Penn (who has the longest losing streak in UFC history btw)
Well I got some new dressings and I've tested one out today. I walk a lot at work and over the course of the shift it may have become unstuck a bit and I'm not sure if it has obscure my butt hole a little so it was weird when I trumped or I just shart a little.
I don't stink so I think I'm in the clear
Hopefully he'll be back. I just hope he can behave himself, before he attains that coverted permaban!??Reckon he’s out. Understandable.
Ah thanks. I haven't heard from the sheriff in ages. Was wondering where he got too.
I made a thread about my holiday to Indonesia recently. There's pic of my clean ass on thereAss pics?
I made a thread about my holiday to Indonesia recently. There's pic of my clean ass on there