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SuperPig

Enjoy yourselves
Aug 7, 2015
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Since this is an AMA...

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
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It was definitely my fault, I hit the wrong button when I got in there, it was on a slow release I guess.
It shouldn't just randomly open. My guess is u diddnt lock it and while you were busy with your filthy old woman piss, somebody else tried to open it.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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It shouldn't just randomly open. My guess is u diddnt lock it and while you were busy with your filthy old woman piss, somebody else tried to open it.
It was like 15 years ago, not THAT old lady wee.

I thought I covered it off about it being my fault.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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You'll be alright silent. Have you ever considered having a baby? They are gifts from God.
I'm being forced into early menopause in a few weeks.
Gosh darn it, John. Think about these things before asking.
(making light in a Gervais way...hug it out? Heath wants you on WhatsApp and he'll be good for you. I've had too much Merlot)
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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I'm being forced into early menopause in a few weeks.
Gosh darn it, John. Think about these things before asking.
(making light in a Gervais way...hug it out? Heath wants you on WhatsApp and he'll be good for you. I've had too much Merlot)
What do you mean you are being forced in to early menopause? Is this by the doctor? Don't listen to him dear. Have that baby, before it's too late?!
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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What do you mean you are being forced in to early menopause? Is this by the doctor? Don't listen to him dear. Have that baby, before it's too late?!
I'm a crotchety old lady who has early onset arthrits in her thumbs from using her phone too much. This is not the environment to be bringing children into.