General Secret Santa 2019 (Gifts are being shipped!!!)

[ShatsBassoon]

You have family members named Kelly Birdwatcher?

I have a step brother named Kelly. I'm sure he's seen a bird or two

 

[La Paix]

I have a step brother named Kelly. I'm sure he's seen a bird or two

Sounds like a fag.

 

[member 1013]

How do you get a nun pregnant?

You have to fertilize one of her eggs with your sperm. Usually through intercourse but sometimes through artificial fertilization.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Sounds like a fag.

Full on rager

 

[Rambo John J]

You have to fertilize one of her eggs with your sperm. Usually through intercourse but sometimes through artificial fertilization.

 

[Chief]

You have to fertilize one of her eggs with your sperm. Usually through intercourse but sometimes through artificial fertilization.

Dress her up like an alter boy.

 

[member 1013]

Full on rager

I used to bang his butt

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I used to bang his butt

You didnt choose the fag life. The fag life chose you

 

[member 1013]

You didnt choose the fag life. The fag life chose you

Maybe I was born with it

Maybe it’s gayaleine

 

[Rambo John J]

I used to bang his butt

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=LzB03c6Dc10&feature=emb_title

 

[Splinty]

Just remembered another thing. Anything Pride/Rizin XXL

brb, returning all the IFL gear I was sending

 

[Sex Chicken]

brb, returning all the IFL gear I was sending

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8gPYZ2P31o

 

[Filthy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8gPYZ2P31o

"I'm IFL and I'm hard as Hell.
When I hit the mat the girls all Yell."

- @Sex Chicken, probably.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Thanks SS.
My wife went to make Chicken Cacciatore last night and wondered why all the pages are stuck together.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Thanks SS.
My wife went to make Chicken Cacciatore last night and wondered why all the pages are stuck together.

Sorry, your secret Santa kinda sucks.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Sorry, your secret Santa kinda sucks.

It’s great. Thank you. I really do use cookbooks.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

It’s great. Thank you. I really do use cookbooks.

Had your name written all over it, literally.

There's another parcel on the way.

Happy holidays to you and u̶p̶ yours!

 

[Filthy]

first of my outgoing parcels arrived today, expecting another one tomorrow, then boxing it all up and sending.
I have a 3rd incoming package, but it hasn't shipped to me yet...might have to keep it for myself.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Frist of 2 arrived today according to my tracking number.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Had your name written all over it, literally.

There's another parcel on the way.

Happy holidays to you and u̶p̶ yours!

Ha ha! You tiny, tiny, beautiful little man! This was one of my avatars at Taco Bell!

Spoiler: No one show this to your wives!

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Ha ha! You tiny, tiny, little beautiful man! This was one of my avatars at Taco Bell!

Spoiler: No one show this to your wives!

Glad you enjoy. Merry Xmas!

 

[mysticmac]

Order placed! It should be on it's way soon!

 

[Filthy]

kinda went overboard...meh. fuck it.

 

[Big Dummy]

1st package ordered
2nd package getting assembled
3rd package you’ll have to come get yourself.

Spoiler

It’s my wiener.

 

[Dick Niaz]

I’m about to hit send on my gift order, but I have a question... are we revealing who we are when the gift is sent or are we sending the gift then doing a big reveal on this thread?
@mysticmac @Splinty