that pervert is uglier then a mud fence.Tarantino deserved that.
You must be a walrus. Dude is chiseled as fuckHis legs are skinnier than mine.
I am an actual walrus. Are we similarly heighted?You must be a walrus. Dude is chiseled as fuck
Had nudes posted of his butthole?Elton nearly did a Jennifer Lawrence
I was so embarrassed for her I didn't look at them. All of them.Had nudes posted of his butthole?
My wife: Why are you taking a picture of your driver's license at 10 pm on a Sunday?Haha. Sure you are, mateface.
you dont have a topless wifeMy wife: Why are you taking a picture of your driver's license at 10 pm on a Sunday?
Me: Someone on the internet just questioned my height.
My wife: Why are you taking a picture of your driver's license at 10 pm on a Sunday?
Me: Someone on the internet just questioned my height.
I should've just asked @Splinty to confirm.Ahaha, that's brilliant.
Funny "someone" considering how much time we spend tossing about and know each other pretty well.
You know these days there are imaging software that can remove that little blue paint right?My wife: Why are you taking a picture of your driver's license at 10 pm on a Sunday?
Me: Someone on the internet just questioned my height.
It's real, not digitally altered. I actually painted on my license and then took a picture of it.You know these days there are imaging software that can remove that little blue paint right?
This is true. I could not stop the hug. It came from the high ground.
I call BS!My wife: Why are you taking a picture of your driver's license at 10 pm on a Sunday?
Me: Someone on the internet just questioned my height.
Bollocks. Reckon he's about my height with my silly elbows like my weird ones.