General RIP Comunity Chit Chat

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Ford Focus

Haha. I've got a Ford Fusion...the dad of Focus. Ford's aren't glitchy as all fuck so they're a safe bet. This is the second Mini I've had that's had a bitch complex.

When the Mini's sorted I'm considering a Fiesta or something small and Ford. It needs to fit into quite a tight garage and not cost a fucking fortune when something goes wrong.

 

[Jehannum]

Happens to the best of us.

My car's still in the fucking shop. The guy trying to fix is completely baffled, never seen anything like it in 40 years apparently.

tell him it's a mini, he should be able to find a few on google for comparison.

 

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tell him it's a mini, he should be able to find a few on google for comparison.

Americans aren’t quite used to clutches maybe.
I should have bought a sensible car but when I saw it it was like the briefcase opening in Pulp Fiction. Bloody love that car.

 

[Too swole to control]

Your're fucking your dog now?

Dude.

Slow down man.

Would be smarter if I did that

 

[Too swole to control]

Top or bottom?

I was top this time. Made her say my name a lot too. She been my best friend for 2 years. I hope I didn't fuck it up

 

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I was top this time. Made her say my name a lot too. She been my best friend for 2 years. I hope I didn't fuck it up

It's stepping over the line for sure. It worked out for me years and years ago and we were fine but it doesn't normally work out that way.

If you've gone there before though why should this be any different?

 

[Jehannum]

oh fraud baby ohhhhh fraudy babeeeeeeyyyyy oh ohoohoooh fraud baby!

 

[Jehannum]

say my name bitch

 

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Would be smarter if I did that

Maybe tomorrow you’ll want to settle down.

Just turn your head though and you’re gone again.

You are the littlest hobo.

 

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I wonder if that guy who raffles knives will come on here.

He has a very easy revenue stream.

500 quid a knife. Twice a week.

Not bad scratch.

Hopefully Splints and Wlid will ensure they take a slice of the revenue.

It’s only right.

 

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I wonder if that guy who raffles knives will come on here.

He has a very easy revenue stream.

500 quid a knife. Twice a week.

Not bad scratch.

Hopefully Splints and Wlid will ensure they take a slice of the revenue.

It’s only right.

@Bushkill Blades ?

 

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@Bushkill Blades ?

Thats the fella!

Folks go mental to buy his knives.

I'm surprised he doesn't do an hourly raffle for the desperate hicks over there.

He could retire in a week

 

[Too swole to control]

Thats the fella!

Folks go mental to buy his knives.

I'm surprised he doesn't do an hourly raffle for the desperate hicks over there.

He could retire in a week

I don't think he can make knives that fast. They r high quality

 

[Too swole to control]

I wonder if that guy who raffles knives will come on here.

He has a very easy revenue stream.

500 quid a knife. Twice a week.

Not bad scratch.

Hopefully Splints and Wlid will ensure they take a slice of the revenue.

It’s only right.

I saw they ask him if he was gona do a raffle here he said no. But that place is a trash pile so who knows

 

[Too swole to control]

It's stepping over the line for sure. It worked out for me years and years ago and we were fine but it doesn't normally work out that way.

If you've gone there before though why should this be any different?

We weren't best friends before. We had just met. And we were both out of it and don't remember much. But we were laying in bed other day wen we woke up and she said 2 of her friends said I was the best they ever had and she wanted to fuck again cuz she didn't remember. We joked around for an hour and then finally did and it was rly rly good. Really good.
Also I know her bf he is a huge asshole. They r currently broke up. Idk if they gona get back. Everything gona be weird now. Idk if we r gona be fucking Everytime we hang out or what.

 

[Too swole to control]

And the say my name stuff......she said she had never said a man's name during sex and would never do it and wasn't comfortable doing it. So I got her to do it over and over. Pretty hot

 

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We weren't best friends before. We had just met. And we were both out of it and don't remember much. But we were laying in bed other day wen we woke up and she said 2 of her friends said I was the best they ever had and she wanted to fuck again cuz she didn't remember. We joked around for an hour and then finally did and it was rly rly good. Really good.
Also I know her bf he is a huge asshole. They r currently broke up. Idk if they gona get back. Everything gona be weird now. Idk if we r gona be fucking Everytime we hang out or what.

Depends what you want out of it, fella face. Like I said though, it rarely works unless you're planning on ditching the other chicks and giving it a go? Doesn't really seem like your style

 

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Wish I could be in Virginia right now, some really good friends have just had a baby. Called him Ren, their other boy is so sweet, I knew him since he was in his mummy's tummy and it was lovely seeing grow up.

 

[Too swole to control]

Depends what you want out of it, fella face. Like I said though, it rarely works unless you're planning on ditching the other chicks and giving it a go? Doesn't really seem like your style

It's not my style and she knows that. We discuss everything. She knows everything

 

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It's not my style and she knows that. We discuss everything. She knows everything

Knock it on the head then, it's not like you're in a drought.

 

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Talking of best friends of the opposite sex, mine just had me on a complete wind up that he was on a golf course on his own, there was a really fit girl playing in front of him, he accidentally knocked his ball next to her, they ended up playing together and then she gave him a BJ in his car, which happened 2 more times.

When he took her for dinner she said she was a guy. I fell for every word. I felt all shades of bad for laughing.

He just included a bit of me in a new tattoo though so I forgave him.

 

[Too swole to control]

Knock it on the head then, it's not like you're in a drought.

U prolly right. I'm horrible at mixing sex and relationships. She is bisexual though and would b ok w other girls around all the time. She would probly be bringing half of them around. Idk. U r right. Thanks

 

[Too swole to control]

Talking of best friends of the opposite sex, mine just had me on a complete wind up that he was on a golf course on his own, there was a really fit girl playing in front of him, he accidentally knocked his ball next to her, they ended up playing together and then she gave him a BJ in his car, which happened 2 more times.

When he took her for dinner she said she was a guy. I fell for every word. I felt all shades of bad for laughing.

He just included a bit of me in a new tattoo though so I forgave him.

So he rly got blown by a guy? Or was a joke

 

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So he rly got blown by a guy? Or was a joke

I've had a bit of a rubbish few months, he was just trying to make me laugh...and it worked. He'd have ended up in jail if he found out he'd been blown by a guy but I was too busy laughing to work out that he was making it up.

 

[Jehannum]

got given an old iphone 6 plus, after spending hrs trying to get a photo into instagram with full sharing options I've given up and never using iphone again, takes 5 seconds on my android.

fuckkkkkkkkk you apple!