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Jehannum

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Seth Rollins (WWE) got a lot of stick for his "small" penis too



not everyone gets to be Dappy ffs

 
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Dont mind me, just googling celebrity small penises as my wife is laying unsuspectingly beside me in bed.

Isnt this guy some celebrity?

 
Sex Chicken

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Splinty said:
I got super ripped after one of my deployments.
Just spent the whole time working out and dieting. Decided to see how Lean I could get.
Start seeing vascularity in areas I never expected. Starts in the arms like usual than forearms been legs and then I Got this vein in my hip bone. Even relaxed abs were on point. I'm pretty pale so didn't have the luck of a tan to give the contrast like lots of bodybuilders. Still I'm sitting here looking shredded. Spent months looking at that physique.

Got sent home. Went to my home bathroom. there's the mirror on the front and the mirror on the back. Never had The two mirrors set up on deployment.

Bam I had a Hank hill ass. Was doing my squats and all of that. Still you need a beefy behind to get that shredded and not have a weird boy butt.

No one tells you these things.
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Here is a picture of Splinty during the time he is referring to. He looks great but “ripped” is a stretch.

 
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Joe diesel riggs:

"There was this one time where we were… in Utah, and we were getting ready for UFC 60. There was me, John Alessio, Joe Stevenson, Jay Hieron, Mac Danzig, myself, and I think that was it. We were all packed in training for UFC 60- we were all getting ready for something.


So anyways, this guy, Billy Rush- he passed away- he was there, and he had a girl with him. This was before I was married. We were like, ‘Bring the girls over here.’ Anyway, these girls come- all these hot girls- come through and were like, ‘Let’s play spin the bottle.’ Then they all take their shirts off, and I’m like, ‘Oh shit!’ I’m really kind of, I’m a ***** around girls. I’m kind of a shut-in.
But they all take their shirt off, and anyway, and it goes to Joe Stevenson, and they dare him to- I shouldn’t say this, this is bad!- they dare him to take his pants off. And he took his pants off, and he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man in my life. Joe had the biggest, serbian bush and this little turtle… My son is a five-year old, and he has the same size dick as Joe Stevenson. And I was like, ‘Good God, man! How do you get your wife off with that little bastard?’ But anyways, he took his pants off, and the ladies were aghast with that little ****. But anyways, Jay Hieron was next, and Jay takes his pants off, and he’s got a ****ing anaconda **** all the way down to his knees. I’m like, ‘God damnit, this ****ing ashy dick hanging down.’ So I was like, ‘Ah, ****!’ So anyways it goes to me, they’re like, ‘Joe, take your pants off,’ and I was like, ‘No, no, I’ll be the good one.’ So it goes to John Alessio, and he has an uncircumcised penis.
 
Jesus X

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Innocentx said:
Joe diesel riggs:

"There was this one time where we were… in Utah, and we were getting ready for UFC 60. There was me, John Alessio, Joe Stevenson, Jay Hieron, Mac Danzig, myself, and I think that was it. We were all packed in training for UFC 60- we were all getting ready for something.


So anyways, this guy, Billy Rush- he passed away- he was there, and he had a girl with him. This was before I was married. We were like, ‘Bring the girls over here.’ Anyway, these girls come- all these hot girls- come through and were like, ‘Let’s play spin the bottle.’ Then they all take their shirts off, and I’m like, ‘Oh shit!’ I’m really kind of, I’m a ***** around girls. I’m kind of a shut-in.
But they all take their shirt off, and anyway, and it goes to Joe Stevenson, and they dare him to- I shouldn’t say this, this is bad!- they dare him to take his pants off. And he took his pants off, and he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man in my life. Joe had the biggest, serbian bush and this little turtle… My son is a five-year old, and he has the same size dick as Joe Stevenson. And I was like, ‘Good God, man! How do you get your wife off with that little bastard?’ But anyways, he took his pants off, and the ladies were aghast with that little ****. But anyways, Jay Hieron was next, and Jay takes his pants off, and he’s got a ****ing anaconda **** all the way down to his knees. I’m like, ‘God damnit, this ****ing ashy dick hanging down.’ So I was like, ‘Ah, ****!’ So anyways it goes to me, they’re like, ‘Joe, take your pants off,’ and I was like, ‘No, no, I’ll be the good one.’ So it goes to John Alessio, and he has an uncircumcised penis.
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a good twist to this story would have been if the women were never there the whole time.
 
silentsinger

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Jesus X said:
adam corolla actually made a dildo of his like 4.5-5" inch penis on the man show a few years back.
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Did you ever talk to Tyler Knight the porn star on SDog/Rogan's board? He had a range made of his, he sold loads. He sent me his book (not just me, like 20 people), it was an eye opener. He's a really good bloke.
 
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