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Sad part is I just want free White Castle sliderstell him you are a vegetarian
like 4 of them.
show him a picture of your ankles and tell him if he wants foot to get those sliders for ya. but then you would have to go to his house to pick them up and it could get creepy.. hm.. i guess thats a bad planSad part is I just want free White Castle sliders
and we've already established that you can't beat him in a foot race.
but then again he competed in the senior citizen Olympics., so maybe they were all slow.. wait theres a senior citizen olympics? im guessing they dont have to climb all those stairs to light the torch. its probably on ground level.
And they get to sit on recliners at the award dais
one of the events there is, who can stay awake the longest without taking a nap.
There are no washroom facilities at these games. Everyone wears Depends ®
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The games begin at 9:00am and then end at 9:15am
Instead of throwing a discus they throw dentures
they all huddle around the olympic torch just so they can stay warm.
there are fist fights over who gets the few handicap parking spots at these games.
Hurdles are curb sized
World's fastest senior is decided in the 2 meter dash.
Hahahahaha! The 100 meter shuffle
he can rent me an apartment at the senior citizen villas! Those shits are noiiiiice! No loud music, shuttle bus to the super market, pharmacy deliveries. Shiiiiit
you would have it made! most have a party room too with a pool table and shuffleboard!
I'd be the hottest bitch on the block. And I have viagra. $£&
work it girl! work it!I'd be the hottest bitch on the block. And I have viagra. $£&
The old men on the other hand... might not be packing heat any more..
This song just came on in a store I was in. Got me thinking that this is possibly the creepiest song ever written. How the f was this a hit song in the 80s?
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
If you ain't been stalked you ain't been loved. I pray for the day. And a tire slashing. Keeping hope alive
My best friend is currently being stalked. This girl is cray cray. Every light on his truck has been smashed. She knows the punch code to get into his apartment building. She decided to steal the welcome mat outside of his door and then text him a picture of it on fire lolol. Fuckkkk that.If you ain't been stalked you ain't been loved. I pray for the day. And a tire slashing. Keeping hope alive
Thats ratchet.
He got some good dick!
Gotta make shit into shinola. He hasn't called or texted today. Guess he really thought he was gonna get a semi nude :sad: