Lifestyle Fake Martial Arts mini-doc

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Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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This shit has always been fascinating to me: Count Dante, Dillman, Ashida Kim, etc. So many of these dipshits out there.

These guys got nothing on our resident street fighter Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken



MountainMedic @MountainMedic you need an avatar man, perhaps a Count Dante pic? :D
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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134,172
i thought this was going to be about gracie online university
 
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The Big Guy

Guest
Lol 3 minutes in it says china is called "the sick men of asia"

Too soon bro
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
Systema and Krav Maga are the ones that hurt my feels.

I first trained with some Soviet SF in the late 90s, and then with IDF a little later.
and by 'trained' I mean I got on the mat and had some fun-time throw downs.
Those cats were real as a heart attack. I got sucker-punched in a club and the guy I was busted that dude in to little pieces before I knew what was what. Just dismantled him from his ankle to the bridge of his nose.

And now I see 'former Spetznaz' doing energy-disrupting punches and other bullshit.
Same with Krav Maga. 60 yo women throwing knee-high kicks and strutting like they're killers.
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
72,789
134,172
i am disappointed .i made it all the way thru that vid and did not see dan the wolfman 1 time

 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
it's at a secret location, in front of the Fountain of Pure Jiu-Jitsu.
I've heard of this place. They dunk your head in it and you become immortal like a vampire. That's why when @Rhino tries to cut his girly hair off it grows straight back.

 
M

member 3289

Guest
Systema and Krav Maga are the ones that hurt my feels.

I first trained with some Soviet SF in the late 90s, and then with IDF a little later.
and by 'trained' I mean I got on the mat and had some fun-time throw downs.
Those cats were real as a heart attack. I got sucker-punched in a club and the guy I was busted that dude in to little pieces before I knew what was what. Just dismantled him from his ankle to the bridge of his nose.

And now I see 'former Spetznaz' doing energy-disrupting punches and other bullshit.
Same with Krav Maga. 60 yo women throwing knee-high kicks and strutting like they're killers.
Don't you have a blue belt from Gracie Internet University?
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
i am a faggit-ass-online-blue belt.
and still (technically) a certified instructor.