SF1: Apocalypse vs Vision

[Leigh]

Semi final 1:

Apocalypse - @ECC170 vs Vision - @ThatOneDude

Rules:
The fight starts in a grassy field 100 miles from anywhere - if you want a fight in jungles, snow or a city, you have to take the fight there. They have their powers in their ideal settings (eg Superman has been solar charged, Neo is in the Matrix, Namor is fully hydrated etc).

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

 

[Leigh]

Apocalypse:

Ill snatch you up...chokeslam,you through the ground and shit on your corpse

 

[Leigh]

Vision:

@ECC170 be prepared to be fucked by a 90 ton dick....... That you won't feel till it's too late

 

[kneeblock]

Vision snuck out of the first round by luck but he's done for this round. Apocalypse could likely take over his programming with the technoorganic virus and cause him to explode within the first minute.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Vision snuck out of the first round by luck but he's done for this round. Apocalypse could likely take over his programming with the technoorganic virus and cause him to explode within the first minute.

Which is fine, as long as 1 single nanobit cell survives I can rebuild myself, over and over and over and over and over again

 

[kneeblock]

Which is fine, as long as 1 single nanobit cell survives I can rebuild myself, over and over and over and over and over again

So maybe not detonate but just spend the whole fight mechanically blowing Apocalypse with synthetic tears rolling down his cheeks.

 

[ThatOneDude]

@ECC170 be prepared to be fucked by a 90 ton dick....... That you won't feel till it's too late

 

[ECC170]

@ECC170 be prepared to be fucked by a 90 ton dick....... That you won't feel till it's too late

Ill snatch you up...chokeslam,you through the ground and shit on your corpse

 

[ECC170]

You are no match for my celestial technology...I will turn my arms into jet wings and fly your poor excuse of a body to the heavens where you can not match my power or ability to adapt.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You are no match for my celestial technology...I will turn my arms into jet wings and fly your poor excuse of a body to the heavens where you can not match my power or ability to adapt.

You mean while I do the same thing?

 

[Treadstone06]

 

[RedDragonUK]

Big Vision fan but Apocolypse takes this one.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

these have been very entertaining. i love the shit talking in these threads. lol
i hope this becomes a permanent thing here.

 

[ECC170]

Fir being a guy named Vision, Apocalypse sure cant see this buster...Ill boston crab his spine into dust and snort it like JBJ!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Fir being a guy named Vision, Apocalypse sure cant see this buster...Ill boston crab his spine into dust and snort it like JBJ!

That's because I've transported most of my matter to another dimension, preparing to mount and fuck you with my holographic dick..... When I suddenly pull in 90 tons of mass from the other dimension.... Into...... My....... Dick

Ripping you apart and exploding you into a thousand pieces.

 

[ECC170]

I have transformed into A giant Chastity belt
that has swelled with a billion Electronvolts waiting on that shrunkn Flamin Hot cheeto of a thing you call wee wee..

 

[ThatOneDude]

I have transformed into A giant Chastity belt
that has swelled with a billion Electronvolts waiting on that shrunkn Flamin Hot cheeto of a thing you call wee wee..

Thanks for charging me up. Maybe I'll blast you with a full strength beam while I violate you.

 

[ThatOneDude]

This has really taken an uncomfortable, almost rapey, turn

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

This has really taken an uncomfortable, almost rapey, turn

yeah man!

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

yeah man!

add my face to this

 

[Darqnezz]

Big Vision fan so I really like caressing old man penis.

. *Fixed*

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

. *Fixed*

 

[Treadstone06]

This has really taken an uncomfortable, almost rapey, turn

Almost?

 

[Leigh]

This has really taken an uncomfortable, almost rapey, turn

Well, you did open with this attack:

@ECC170 be prepared to be fucked by a 90 ton dick....... That you won't feel till it's too late

 

[Leigh]

I'm gonna tally this up on Monday and then set up the Final.

Current score is 7-1 in favour of Apocalypse.