Lifestyle Sommeliers Exam

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FINGERS

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Nov 14, 2019
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I think in some ways it's like sports or music, some people are just gifted and will excel with some work, some can train hard and be very good, some just decent, and some hopeless.

I didn't get the whole terroir discussion until I tried a wine from my home state. Growing up as a kid there, getting in the mud, grass, bushes, etc...when I opened the bottle and smelled the wine it just took be back and it finally clicked.

I'm amazed by the tops somms that can analyze it down to the year, region,etc..


Le Chat Noir
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Well here's another thing.

I am definitely not an expert.

But I can taste a Hungarian white and tell you if the vines were grown on a volcanic shelf.

Hungarian white is the best white.

There are some new Zealand ones that comes close. And guess what. The vines touch volcanic earth.

If you ever get a chance to try Hungarian white you are in for a treat
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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A year or so ago I went to Marcus warings flagship restaurant in Mayfair. It was our anniversary.

We opted for the tasting menu which was nine courses. I also chose the wine for each course.

I was always the guy that says fuck off to the sommelier but I have to say it was quite amazing how the nine different wines added to the taste of the food.

I was a sceptic and uses the. ABV to price rule.

But it is true. There is a reasoning behind this

Cost me £500 to find this out mind
I love Marcus! He's the right amount of flash being he won a Great British Menu with a custard tart.
 

FINGERS

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I will never watch anything you post.

I simply don't have the time.

You need to paraphrase these vids in bite size chunks.

You're obsession with class defines you.

As Taylor would say.

You need to calm down.
 

Le Chat Noir

Le Chat Noir ©
Jan 28, 2020
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I will never watch anything you post.

I simply don't have the time.

You need to paraphrase these vids in bite size chunks.

You're obsession with class defines you.

As Taylor would say.

You need to calm down.

I don't have the time to spoon feed a person with the attention span of a child.

The video was a somm, being able to give us a country, region, varietal and year, just from drinking, what does that have to do with class?

It seems you are insecure and projecting again. Please stop, it's tiresome.



Le Chat Noir
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FINGERS

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I don't have the time to spoon feed a person with the attention span of a child.

The video was a somm, being able to give us a country, region, varietal and year, just from drinking, what does that have to do with class?

It seems you are insecure and projecting again. Please stop, it's tiresome.



Le Chat Noir
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Ok boomer
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

Formerly formulating formally
Jan 30, 2015
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But do I need a naturally gifted palette just to have a chance?
Probably a non taster, 1 in 4 people literally have no taste, some people can taste an onion being cut from 2 streets over.

I don't think being a super taster actually helps in becoming a sommelier but if you are a non taster you will never be able to become one.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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You are being rude and your mind is in the gutter.
Let's make 2020 the year where we make an improved Shang Tsong.

I, Le Chat Noir, will be your personal mentor.
I shall provide you with guidance on proper etiquette, fashion, food, wine, travel, etc...
and I will provide this work pro bono.

You, my friend, are welcome.



Le Chat Noir
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You should skip the sommelier course and pick up some English classes.
 

SongExotic2

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My English and bone structure are perfect.

You must be drunk on some low class swill.

Le Chat Noir
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Don't mind Ronald mCdipshit, he's been in a mood since he found out I took a dive in the monsters.


@la Shang Tsong2
 

SongExotic2

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Copying users pick ems & copying users shticks... are you capable of anything original?

MCG
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I'm gonna copy your picks next season. Minus one or two events where I know better.

It's going to be glorious


©La Shang Tsong2
 

SongExotic2

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I’m glad you’re finally admitting I’m better than you.
No no no Ronald.


I just want to have exactly the same score as you leading up to the last event.


Where I will crush and embarrass you.



© La Shang Tsong2