General Corona virus updates

[Chief]

We should stick a baseball bat in who for saying shit about Choloroquine.
Just give it to every postive patient and in about 5 days he will be negative.

Based on 8 people recovering? More recover than not. Who's to say they wouldn't have recovered anyway?

 

[Atto]

Based on 8 people recovering? More recover than not. Who's to say they wouldn't have recovered anyway?

They were test patients.

 

[Chief]

They were test patients.

All 8 people?

 

[RaginCajun]

yup. should have done it way before

CDC weighs advising everyone to wear a mask; Los Angeles Mayor advises public to wear masks -

people need to treat this like we're at war.

you always wear helmet and protective vest whenever you go outside the wire

the masks are the new helmet and vest

Spoiler: Protect yourself and others

 

[silentsinger]

View: https://twitter.com/brianmoore666/status/1245997190381789184?s=20

Sounds like a great idea to ban horse racing. Disgusting cruel sport.

 

[silentsinger]

Also, many public restrooms dont have lids, so flush and run.

The thought of a public restroom right now is sh*t scary. I was icky about them before all of this kicked off.

 

[silentsinger]

Ukraine is NOT fucking around...

My son is telling me that he hates that he can't go outside...... But then the little shit tells me that maybe a new Nintendo Switch game may make him feel better LOL.

Ukaine sounds cheery.

 

[Rambo John J]

You can get Covid 19 from poop even if you've suspended ATM operations.

Why You Should Flush With The Lid Down: Experts Warn Of Fecal-Oral Transmission Of COVID-19

fecal cloud exposure creates the strongest antibodies

 

[Atto]

All 8 people?

They tried on 8 patients and all of them recovered.

 

[Chief]

They tried on 8 patients and all of them recovered.

 

[Atto]

Do you know what Chloroquine does?

 

[Chief]

Do you know what Chloroquine does?

It cures 8 people.

 

[Filthy]

Based on 8 people recovering? More recover than not. Who's to say they wouldn't have recovered anyway?

and chloroquine isn't aspirin, that shit is deadly if not administered in correct doses.

 

[member 603]

Ukaine sounds cheery.

It actually is

 

[Yossarian]

View: https://twitter.com/ZephMMA/status/1246132531851923456?s=20

That's hilarious, I give you that.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

View: https://www.facebook.com/183410325126292/posts/1932569536877020/?vh=e&d=n


A message from the official New Zealand Police Facebook page.

 

[Yossarian]

New Yorkers: Wear a face covering when you go outside and near others. It can be a scarf, a bandana or one you make at home. Face coverings are an added precaution to protect others in case you have contracted COVID-19 but don’t have symptoms. The City urges you to save medical masks for our healthcare workers and first responders who truly need them.

Should be, not just New Yorkers...

 

[Yossarian]

The thought of a public restroom right now is sh*t scary. I was icky about them before all of this kicked off.

I better shit in the streets right now. You know what they say, "when in China".

 

[Yossarian]

You can get Covid 19 from poop even if you've suspended ATM operations.

Why You Should Flush With The Lid Down: Experts Warn Of Fecal-Oral Transmission Of COVID-19

Any word on farts?

 

[Chief]

Any word on farts?

I'm still combing through the ass data.

 

[Yossarian]

I'm still combing through the ass data.

As always, you're doing the Lords work. Carry on.

 

[FINGERS]

I'm still combing through the ass data.

Any chance you can crunch those numbers a bit quicker?

I'm backed up here and need to release but don't want to kill my colleagues .

 

[member 1013]

I hope that son of a bitch dies from this.... Who the FUCK cares what Jared Kusher's opinion on this is...... If the goddamn doctors and hospitals are saying they need respirators, and this cocksucker even disallows one respirator from going to them, they should drag his ass out into the street and beat him to death.

I love when you go off

 

[member 1013]

I just thought since @conor mcgregor nut hugger would be over the fence he would just throw rocks and you would fire tear bombs to disperse...A draw seems reasonable IMO

Me and @conor mcgregor nut hugger settle our beef wif fists bruv

 

[Chief]

Any chance you can crunch those numbers a bit quicker?

I'm backed up here and need to release but don't want to kill my colleagues .

I think I'm in over my head here.