LMAO.
dear god. It's so funny.
I don't care if HG is trolling or not. He sure is a fine storyteller.
As Requested, My White Trash Inlaws
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dear god. It's so funny.
I don't care if HG is trolling or not. He sure is a fine storyteller.
One breeding pair had had one litter the other breeding pair had two. None were sold at the time they took over the house. I believe the wife told me they had to dart 15 or so. I'm guessing the exact number had to be around 20.
When they finally lost control of "the pack" they were coming by the house and shoving 50 lbs bags of dog food in a door and closing it real fast. Same with 5 gallon buckets of water. This went on for two or three days before they went to the authorities.
WM and the Unabomber decided that they could become one with the pack if they were in a more natural setting so late spring of this yr they loaded up the kids, wolves and went out to some rural mountainous area to live in the wild. They had decided to stay all summer so they put up their tents and started doing god knows what. They had a bad rainstorm come through one night and were awoken by the wolves howling and raising hell so they got up to see wtf was going on. When they got out of the tent they realized they had put up camp in a dry creek bed that was now anything but pretty much all their shit had been washed away. They loaded up what they could into the cars including wet wolves who had been living outside and headed for a hotel. I have no idea hoe the hell they got a room somewhere because they took the wolves inside with them. I cannot begin to think of the rage the minimum wage cleaning lady that had to clean that room once they left. All the hair and funk of a pack of wolves had to be overwhelming.
The wife showed me a few photos a while back of WM and the wolves she had posted a few on facebook. There was not a blade of grass in her fenced in backyard. One picture really pissed me off though. That was one of her granddaughter with the wolves. The little girl was around 4 maybe and was playing with these sumbitches. We've always had dogs and I watch them around our daughter(when she was young) and my nieces. I've never been concerned about them biting one of them if I did I wouldn't have them as you because you never trust a dog 100% even though they are domesticated but no way in hell would I let them around a hybrid wolf. No fucking way. People are just delusional to think you can train a wild animal. I don't care what it is and if you raised it from a baby it's still wild and has instincts to do wild animal shit that may include eating your dumb ass. Look at the lion that bit the magician in Vegas a few yrs back. He never thought that shit would happen. Now he has to do slight of hand and not hands because that shit won't work from his stroke.
How did they load 20 wolves into a car?
And why would they feed them when they turned bad? LOL
you want me to take any stories out of my Hired Gun book??? lololol
or did you already type them all out?
or did you already type them all out?
lightening boy is EASILY one of the first people I think of when someone asks me "out of the whole world who would you like to meet?"
I think they only have one set they breed now so they should only have them plus how ever many pups they have. I'm pretty sure they didn't get the ones that took over the house back as we never heard the outcome. They took off and moved halfway across the country to an Indian reservation where they began teaching. I did some research because in allot of states here in the US you are not allowed to own these fuckers and in most that you can you have to get a permit and allowed only a few. They keep and eye on people that own them. The state where they were at had no laws regarding them. I'm sure they checked into this stuff as they are always doing borderline criminal stuff. They push it as far as they can but won't step over the line but man is the line really pushed.
As far as the trip where they got washed out I'm pretty sure they had two cars because even without the wolves they couldn't have all fit in one car(WM, Unabomber, their son, and WM's two daughters).
As far as the trip where they got washed out I'm pretty sure they had two cars because even without the wolves they couldn't have all fit in one car(WM, Unabomber, their son, and WM's two daughters).
He's a good kid at heart and means well but he's just not real smart so he overthinks things which causes hysterics.
nothing, and I mean NOTHING, tops the story of him at the family gathering dressed as an indian.
H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.!!!!
Fuck I just remembered one
Cousin Shorty
Cousin Shorty is a small guy around 5'3" on a good day. He honestly believes he is God's gift to women. I mean he's always chatting them up and trying which I'll give him credit for doing. He's also a truck driver which is funny seeing such a little guy get out of a big truck but I will say at least he works.
Since he is such a ladies man he started reading all these womens magazines as he figures if he knows how a woman thinks then it'll be easier to pick them up. Gotta admit it's not a bad idea especially for a person that is part of this family. So one magazine they had an article about "manscapping". He stops at a truck stop to grab some fuel, food and a shower and decides to shave the beans and frank. Being a shot guy he can't see in the mirror so he climbs on top of the sink and stands there to shave his junk. Anyone with common sense would know not to do this but not him. Due to the weight he rips the fucking sink right off the wall and floods the bathroom/shower area. He throws his clothes on, grabs his stuff and beats feet out of there. No idea if he was able to finish shaving, cut his junk off or not as I was loling to hard to ask.
Cousin Shorty
Cousin Shorty is a small guy around 5'3" on a good day. He honestly believes he is God's gift to women. I mean he's always chatting them up and trying which I'll give him credit for doing. He's also a truck driver which is funny seeing such a little guy get out of a big truck but I will say at least he works.
Since he is such a ladies man he started reading all these womens magazines as he figures if he knows how a woman thinks then it'll be easier to pick them up. Gotta admit it's not a bad idea especially for a person that is part of this family. So one magazine they had an article about "manscapping". He stops at a truck stop to grab some fuel, food and a shower and decides to shave the beans and frank. Being a shot guy he can't see in the mirror so he climbs on top of the sink and stands there to shave his junk. Anyone with common sense would know not to do this but not him. Due to the weight he rips the fucking sink right off the wall and floods the bathroom/shower area. He throws his clothes on, grabs his stuff and beats feet out of there. No idea if he was able to finish shaving, cut his junk off or not as I was loling to hard to ask.
He had feather arm bands and the beaded necklace they wear. He might have known a guy who once saw an Indian but thats as close as he's ever been to one. He is damn near albino white, blue eyes and blond hair. MFer looks like the Hitler Youth not an Indian
I'm from an Indian rez. I wish I was a grand story teller such as yourself. Some weird wild shit goes down around here.
That's known as a 'choker'. Dog the bouty Hunter has them around his arms. Lol
You should write a book, a nice collection of short story's of "the zanny hijinks of HG's in laws "
I was gun a make a thread about the goofy nicknames from around here. Started it but deleted. I have a hard time putting my thoughts to text sometimes. Maybe I can try it out sometime.