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Adolf Hitler's 'pet' alligator Saturn dies in Moscow Zoo
Saturn the alligator was given to the Soviet Union in 1946 and the myth was born that he was in the collection of the Nazi leader.
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An alligator believed to have once belonged to Adolf Hitler has died in Moscow Zoo.

The zoo said the reptile, called Saturn, was around 84-years-old when he died on Friday.

Saturn was born in Mississippi in the US and was later gifted to Berlin Zoo, from which he escaped when it was bombed in 1943.

His whereabouts were unknown until 1946, when British soldiers found him and gave him to the Soviet Union.

"Almost immediately, the myth was born that he was allegedly in the collection of Hitler and not in the Berlin Zoo," Moscow Zoo said in a statement.

But it added: "Animals are not involved in war and politics and it is absurd to blame them for human sins."

Moscow Zoo said it had the "honour" of keeping Saturn for 74 years and tried to look after him "with maximum care and caution".
 

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nooooooooooooooooooooo!


real talk that thing probably ate a lot of humans.
 

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That gator probably ate a plethora of jews.
What do Gators normally eat? I see videos of Crocs getting wildebeests and zebra and shit like that. What do Gators in Florida eat?
 
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What do Gators normally eat? I see videos of Crocs getting wildebeests and zebra and shit like that. What do Gators in Florida eat?
Mostly fish but it depends on what is most widely available where they are. They will commonly eat freshwater turtles simply because turtles are slow and the alligators have strong enough jaws to crush the turtles' shells.

They will literally take anything slow or clumsy enough to get eaten.


View: https://youtu.be/FzFR2I3TKyk
 

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Mostly fish but it depends on what is most widely available where they are. They will commonly eat freshwater turtles simply because turtles are slow and the alligators have strong enough jaws to crush the turtles' shells.

They will literally take anything slow or clumsy enough to get eaten.


View: https://youtu.be/FzFR2I3TKyk
I get a chubby when I hear pigs squeal
 
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SongExotic2 @Siton YerDong2 you don't see a lot of videos if alligators eating deer simply because you don't have massive herds of ungulates crossing rivers because they have to migrate like you do in Africa with zebra/wildebeest and Nile crocodiles
 

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"Asked about rumors that he had eaten many Jews while in the employ of Adolph Hitler, Saturn simply replied "I know it sounds cold-blooded, but they taste like pork."
 

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Mostly fish but it depends on what is most widely available where they are. They will commonly eat freshwater turtles simply because turtles are slow and the alligators have strong enough jaws to crush the turtles' shells.

They will literally take anything slow or clumsy enough to get eaten.


View: https://youtu.be/FzFR2I3TKyk


Those evil cunts on the boat killed that hog.

Fucking cunts.
 

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Why the fuck would Hitler call an alligator Saturn?

Sounds like bollocks to me